Joke

My psych prof posted this joke in our forum - nice to have a prof with a sense of humor.

Subject: MARRIAGE

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of
marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25
years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of
unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking
Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put
his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing
her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while
basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs
at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.

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