Satire: Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

The Onion's Today Now! segment for this week.

Today Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment.

Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters

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