Satire: Dick Cheney Defends Approval Rating "It's a rock solid 9%"

From Unconfirmed Sources:

Dick Cheney Defends Approval Rating "It's a rock solid 9%"
by Walid

Listen to ME!!!!

(Washington : Ucs News) George W. Bush gave his Vice Presidential attack dog more chain today, as he attempts to "negotiate" with Democrats. Harry Reid, the Nevada Senator responsible for pulling Cheneys tail, responded by making light of The Vice Presidents shockingly bad approval rating.

"The President sends out his attack dog often," said Mr. Reid. "That's also known as Dick Cheney."

Mr. Reid said he was not going to engage in a tit-for-tat with the vice president. "I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody who has a 9 percent approval rating,"

Dick Cheney then went on the defensive stating, "My 9% is rock solid, unlike the Democrats polling numberr. Mr. Reids 78% approval rating is much weaker than my 9%." Sure Dick what every you say.

Tags: satire, humor, Dick Cheney, Harry Reid, Unconfirmed Sources