The Onion has released these two videos to help you make an informed decision when you place your meaningless vote for the next corporate shill to run the country into the ground.
The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney
Your pathetic, statistically meaningless vote is more important than ever this year. To help you make the right choice, we present The Onion's guide to GOP candidate Mitt Romney.
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The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama
Election Day is fast approaching. To help you prepare, here now is The Onion's in-depth voter's guide to Democratic candidate Barack Obama.
1 comment:
Hilarious opening sentence!! So true though, and so unfortunate.
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