Friday, December 04, 2009

Humor - Phases of Working

Jami sent me this today, which may be indicative of how her day is going. I'm not normally a fan of the cat stuff, but this is pretty funny.

Phases of Working

Phase 1

You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is
Great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is
Cute .

Phase 2

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are
So busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going

Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal --
This is what happens after about SIX Months!

Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to
Stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise
Because you are so tired and have so much work to do and
When you get home you have more work to do.
You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.
Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of
Your cubicle are closing in.

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch,
You forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you
Just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have locked the office door to keep people out,
You wonder WHY you are even here in the first
Place and WHY did I come to work today!

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