Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Satire: President Bush announced his New Year’s resolutions for 2007

From Andy Borowitz, via MSNBC/Newsweek:
‘I Resolve…’
President Bush announced his New Year’s resolutions for 2007.

WEB-EXCLUSIVE SATIRE
By Andy Borowitz

Dec. 26, 2006 - In an unprecedented televised address to the nation last night, President George W. Bush announced a list of his New Year’s resolutions for 2007, telling the American people, “I am a big believer in abiding by resolutions, as long as they don’t come from the United Nations.”

The following is a list of the president's New Year’s resolutions:

“I resolve to pay close attention to the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group’s report, as soon as it comes out on a books-on-tape version.

“I resolve to make sure that by the end of 2007, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki gets to spend more time with his family.

“I resolve to tell John Kerry that I thought his Iraq joke was hilarious and he should keep ‘em coming.

“I resolve to learn how to use the Internets, especially the Google.

“I resolve to invite Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to a peacemaking lunch at Taco Bell.

“I resolve to organize a hunting trip for Dick Cheney and Nancy Pelosi.

“I resolve to expand the search for Osama bin Laden to include MySpace.

“I resolve to clear all of the brush at my Crawford ranch, except for that patch I use to hide from Cindy Sheehan.

“I resolve to continue my opposition to gay parents, unless one of them is named Cheney.

“I resolve to improve relations with Latin America by building a 700-foot fence around Barbara and Jenna.

“And finally, my fellow Americans, I resolve to announce an exit strategy, in which I will withdraw all of our troops from Iraq—through Iran.”

News on Ken Wilber's Health

From Ken Wilber himself:
So, how am I doing now? Essentially, really well. Once I regained consciousness (i.e., gross-body consciousness), things seemed to improve quickly and dramatically. I am now over the aspiration pneumonia, and, most important of all, it looks like my kidneys have not suffered any serious permanent damage. This is really good news. I used to joke that the only major reason for having kids was for organ donors; since I don't have any kids, I really would have gotten stuck on four hours of dialysis several times a week, not to mention all the peripheral damage. The one lingering problem is that I have one hell of a lisp. I'm told that it will continue to significantly improve; the tongue is so highly vascular that it has a high degree of healing capacity. But for the next month or two, if you talk to me, you'll see what I mean by "one hell of a lisp." I was thinking about having a t-shirt made that said: "I Had Twelve Grand Mal Seizures and All I Have to Show for It is This Stupid Lisp."

(The first day that I had regained consciousness, and before I knew that I would regain any speech capacity at all, I knew that the staff at Integral Naked and I-I would of course be primarily concerned for my health as a friend, but that they also couldn't help but be worried sick that this might mean the end of Integral Naked, because I could no longer talk, and because Integral Naked is our primary source of income, the end of I-I as well. So I spent the better part of that day trying to think of some way to handle that situation and thus mitigate their worry as much as possible, and finally hit upon what seems to be a really terrific idea. I leaned over and whispered to Colin, "I figured out how to save Integral Naked-let the staff know." He lit up when I wrote the idea down, and agreed it would work. Basically, the idea-a version of which we still intend on doing while my mouth continues to heal-is that I will ask each of our Integral Naked guests to pick one of their best friends and interview them for IN, and then we would carry that-in a sense, a guest host and a guest guest. This could bring us over a year's worth of absolutely fascinating dialogues by and with some of the coolest people around. All of us still just love this idea-which happened under the oddest of circumstances, because I was still strapped down in bed on my back; I didn't have to get up to urinate or defecate because the catheters coming out of my body automatically handled that; I didn't have a tongue, but more what looks like a golf ball; and worst of all, I'm in this horrid little pastel room. Anyway, despite whatever fortitude with which I may have handled the thought of not being able to speak again, I can't tell you how relieved I am to slowly have speech returning. This stupid little lisp is the sweetest sound I've ever heard.)
Read the whole post for the details of what happened, the time he spent in the hospital, and an update on what is happening with Integral Institute (including a new and unnamed CEO).


Speedlinking 12/27/06

Another great image from The Fairest:


BODY
~ Triple Threat Training -- Three training programs from John Paul Catanzaro at T-Nation.
~ Trans Fat Ban: Watch Saturated Fats And Calories Too -- Good advice.
~ Study Links Heartburn Drugs, Broken Hip -- "Taking such popular heartburn drugs as Nexium, Prevacid or Prilosec for a year or more can raise the risk of a broken hip markedly in people over 50."
~ Adjustable Breast Implants -- a Boon for Busts? -- I can only assume a man came up with this idea.
~ Alcohol, Headaches and Hangovers -- Timely -- "What's New and What You Can Do."
~ Cracking the Code of Longevity -- "Achieving a Long Life With a Sharp Mind May Have a Genetic Component, New Research Suggests."
~ Physical Activity In Children Linked To Motor Abilities -- Get those children as active as possible as early as possible.
~ Her Body: How to Make It a Healthy 2007 -- "You don't have to fix everything all at once. A series of small changes can have a major impact on your overall health."
~ Don't Surrender Any More Teeth to the Tooth Fairy -- Stem cells from pulled teeth regenerate new roots, might some day replace dental implants.


PSYCHE
~ New Dyslexia Theory Blames 'Noise' -- "The dyslexic brain struggles to read because even small distractions can throw it off, according to a new model of dyslexia emerging from a group of recent studies."
~ Use Your Brain A LOT More Often or Risk Losing It.
~ Negative Emotions Can Be Deadly to Your Health -- Mercola offers his own solution.
~ Understanding burnout (Santa take note).
~ The effectiveness of self-imposed deadlines on procrastination -- or mediocre success thereof.


CULTURE
~ Turning Iraq's Tribes Against Al-Qaeda -- "In Ramadi, American commanders are going to local sheiks for help. The results are promising -- but is there a problem if your ally is a bandit ringleader?"
~ 'Buddha Boy' said to have emerged from nine months meditating -- "Thousands of people are reportedly heading to a jungle in southern Nepal in hopes of seeing Ram Bahadur Bomjan, a teenage boy who is believed by some Nepalese to be an incarnation of Lord Buddha."
~ S. Korea will pay men not to hire hookers over the holidays.
~ The Paradox at the Heart of Modern Politics -- "I’ve come to appreciate that there is a fundamental disconnect between the assumptions that underlie the prevailing approach to and coverage of political issues in this country and the assumptions that drive our policies in virtually every other context."
~ Where God meets big business - and it's soon coming to a church near you -- "American Evangelical Christians scare the hell out of secular Britons and, while their reputation may be unfair, it has been long in the making and is reinforced by some truth.... "
~ More than 1 million New Yorkers ask: food or rent?


HABITATS
~ Universal Healthcare In the News -- "Mort Zuckerman at US News believes it has become an imperative: If there is one single source of risk our policymakers must tackle, it is health insurance."
~ How a Zebrafish Regrows a Fin.
~ Wildfires Linked to Warming Ocean.
~ Settlers Eyed in Australia Extinctions -- "Australia's giant prehistoric animals, including 10-foot-tall kangaroos and wombat-like creatures as big as a rhinoceros, were likely wiped out by aboriginal settlers, not climate change, a researcher said Tuesday."
~ Ancient Insects Used Advanced Camouflage -- "A fossil of a leaf-imitating insect from 47 million years ago has a striking resemblance to modern mimickers."
~ Armadillos Marching North to Illinois -- that's a long hike.
~ Water-Short African States Near an Ancient, Elusive Goal: A Pact to Share the Nile.


INTEGRAL
~ Four posts from Indistinct Union: American Conservative Exceptionalism, American Exceptionalism II: Religion, Strenghts of Classical Liberalism, The Limits of Classical Liberalism. Not all of these are totally integral, but there is enough here to warrant their space here. Good reads.
~ There's a page of free material (audio, video and text) available at Integral Spiritual Center. Thanks, guys.
~ From Open Integral, a discussion: Abuse of enlightenment? Enlightened abuse?


Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Cartoon Puns

I found these silly cartoons at Moronland -- fitting, eh? I don't usually enjoy puns, but these are funny.












Jesus Camp -- Full Version

Google Video has the full version of Jesus Camp back up for a while -- probably not long. So view it while you can. This was one of the year's best movies (depressing though it is).

Watching how they brainwash these children is scary. But it's nothing original -- it's all been done before.




Lab Work to Identify 2,800-Year-Old Mummy of Shaman

I couldn't find an actual source for this, such as one of the science journals, but the story is pretty interesting. Here is what The People's Daily Online in China ran:
Lab work to identify 2,800-year-old mummy of shaman: scientists

Chinese scientists are conducting laboratory work hoping to identify a 2,800-year-old mummy presumably of a shaman in the northwestern Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region.

The well-preserved mummy of a seemingly Caucasian man with a Roman nose and deep-set eyes was unearthed from a cluster of ancient tombs in 2003 and research work has been going on ever since.

Archeologists found the mummy most intriguing because a sack of marijuana leaves was found buried alongside the corpse.

The mummy remains intact in its original outfit despite the passage of time: leather hat, heavy coat and boots, huge earrings of copper and gold, a turquoise necklace, a copper laced stick in the right hand and a bronze ax in the left, according to Li Xiao, head of the heritage bureau in Turpan.

Inside the leather coat, the man was wearing a dainty brown and red mantle, and his hands were crossed in front of his chest, said Li.

"From his outfit and the marijuana leaves, which have been confirmed by international specialists to be ingredients for narcotic, we assume the man had been a shaman and had been between 40 and 50 years old when he died," said Li, a noted historian in Xinjiang.

He said the corpse is about 1.2 meters long and its legs are at least 80 centimeters.

Li and his colleagues are taking fabrics from the mummy's clothes for laboratory work, hoping to identify the mummy and unravel more mysteries of shaman clothing, culture and religion.

The mummy was the best preserved one among some 600 excavated in 2003 from a cluster of 2,000 tombs in Turpan. Archeologists assume the tombs, which dated from the Bronze Age to the Tang Dynasty (618 - 907), belonged to several big clans.

The tombs also produced a wide variety of stone implements, bronzeware, color chinaware pieces and knitwear.

Source: Xinhua

They are assuming the man was a shaman based largely on the staff and his clothing, not to mention the baggy of weed. While they may be correct, there is still much we do not know about this culture and it seems hasty to jump to conclusions.

This mummy is from a site in the Uygur Autonomous Region. The people who lived there, and who seem to have died out around the second century CE, were not Asian -- they were Caucasian. Little is known of these people, but the remains were fully intact and well-preserved, so there is a good chance we will learn a lot about this enigmatic people.

Here is some info from The Philadelphia Enquirer:

In one grave, excavators discovered a saddle cover and a pair of trousers"with human on one leg -- one face had blue eyes," Kamberi said."On the other leg was a horse's body, with a human hat. It's some mystery we can find in the Greek mysteries -- a Greek tale.

"All of them worshiped the sun. . . . We cannot tell if they worshiped the horse," he said."But they buried the horse -- not the whole horse each time, but the skull and a leg." Archaeologists don't know what that ritual symbolized.

The early Tarim Basin people tended sheep and cattle and horses, practiced some form of farming, and wove intricately designed cloth from their sheep's wool. They dyed the woolen strands brilliant colors; they stamped careful patterns on the woolen felt they made by hand.

They used wheels. They erected round houses and culled river reeds for house-thatch.

They may have worshiped the bull as well as the sun.

And they buried their dead with ritual and tenderness. The infant recovered by Kamberi had been buried with a leather "bottle" attached to a sheep's teat. Both the man and woman had been adorned on their faces with ochre symbols that archaeologists believe represented the sun.

In some graves, Mongoloid and Caucasoid bodies were buried side-by-side. Other graves contained petrified rack of lamb -- complete with barbecue skewers. And in clothes materials, Mair said, some weaving techniques appear to be "so Celtic, it's mind-boggling."

You can read a much more detailed account of this region in a National Geographic article reprinted here.

Back to the original mummy -- I find the bag of weed intriguing. One wonders if this practice is something they brought with them from wherever they came, or if it was something they adopted after moving to Asia. Was it a practice that the local Asian peoples offered to them? Is there any connection with the use of weed by these peoples and the use of other hallucinogens by neighboring cultures also believed to be shamanic?

It seems true that those people we mistakenly call shamans (shaman is a term specific to the Siberian peoples, "a 'shaman' being the Turkic-Tungus word for such a practitioner and literally meaning 'he (or she) who knows'") used various entheogens as part of their practice. Because this particular mummy and culture are so well-preserved, we may learn more about how these plants played a role in the lives of earlier peoples.


The 25 Best Things Ever Said [Or Not]

This comes from the Daily Kos, so it will automatically be wrong to about half the nation (especially since it contains a Chomsky quote). While I don't think these are really the best things ever said, by anyone, they do make for interesting reading. Many of them are new to me, which is always cool. There are a few gems in here.

These are from plf515, readers added theirs in the comments.
25. If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973)
(I have seen this attributed to Truman, as well)

24. It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

23. Music is the pleasure that the human soul encoutners from counting without knowing that it is counting.
-- Leibniz

22. To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
-- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

21. When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes.
-- Desiderius Erasmus (1465-1536)

20. It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
-- Epictetus (c.55-c.135)

19. He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

18. As I would not be a slave, so I will not be a master.
-- Abraham Lincoln

17. No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
-- John Donne (1572-1631), Meditation XVII

16. If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.
-- Noam Chomsky (b. 1928)

15. My Country, right or wrong" is a thing no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober."
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

14. This above all, to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not be false to any man.
-- Shakespeare.

13. The gods are amused when the busy river condemns the idle clouds.
-- Rabindranath Tagore

12. Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
-- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

11. Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
-- William Pitt (1759-1806)

10. Pain shared is lessened, joy shared, increased.
-- Spider Robinson

9. The good old days. I was there. Where was they?
-- Moms Mabley 1894-1975

8. All models are wrong but some are useful.
-- George Box

7. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov (1920-1992)

6. That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn.
-- Hillel

5. If I am not for myself, who is for me?
If I am for myself alone, what am I?
If not now, when?
-- Hillel

4. Those who would give up a little freedom to get a little security shall soon have neither.
-- Benjamin Franklin

3. If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let each man march to his own rhythm, however measured, or far away
-- H. D. Thoreau

2. There is nothing so horrible in nature as to see a beautiful theory murdered by an ugly gang of facts.
-- Benjamin Franklin

1. Most men worry about their own bellies, and other people's souls, when we all ought to be worried abut our own souls, and other people's bellies.
-- Rabbi Israel Salanter 1810-1883

Speedlinking 12/26/06

Happy Boxing Day to my British readers.

This morning's image is from The Fairest:


BODY

~ Periodization Nuts and Bolts from T-Nation -- How to create a program with variables over time.
~ Prevent Cancer, Use Olive Oil: New Year's Resolution No. 1.
~ Reduced Risk Of Breast Cancer And Higher Physical Activity Linked.
~ Study Identifies Mechanism Which May Help Tamoxifen Work Better. This study explains why Tamoxifen alone sometimes does not work -- the body finds a way to grow the cancer cells without estrogen.
~ The Hunger Scale: Avoid eating mindlessly. Bob Greene recommends using a hunger scale to avoid over-eating.


PSYCHE
~ Study Finds Gender Differences Related To Eating And Body Image.
~ Bonuses Boost Performance 10 Times More Than Merit Raises -- Strange that, I always want to be paid based on my performance.
~ Greater Insight Into The Workings Of The Human Mind - Through The Study Of A Snail's Brain. The research may lead to a greater understanding of the development of the nervous system and the processes that control nerve cell regeneration following injury.
~ Cognitive Training For Older Adults May Help Slow Decline Of Daily Functioning Abilities.
~ Study Takes Rare Look At How Materialism Develops In The Young. "The researchers found that materialistic values increased between 8-9 year olds and 12-13 year olds, but then dropped between the 12-13 age group and 16-18 age group. -- In a second study, the researchers determined that self-esteem was a key factor in a child's level of materialism. Children with lower self-esteem valued possessions significantly more than children with higher self-esteem."
~ From Mind Hacks: 20 years at the Koestler Parapsychology Unit.
~ Watching With Intent To Repeat Ignites Key Learning Area Of Brain -- Watch and learn. Experience says it works, but how?


CULTURE
~ 10 myths -- and 10 truths -- about atheism, by Sam Harris.
~ A review of Jennifer Baumgardner's new book: Look Both Ways: Bisexual Politics.
~ View From the Future -- "Rebecca Solnit takes the long view on 2006 from the perspective of the year 2025. The end of oil and the rise of warming seas reveal a world made small: less food, fewer species, less land and numerous fallen dinosaurs--from SUVs to an American President sentenced to hard labor in Fallujah for his crimes against humanity."
~ From Time: 2006: The People Who Mattered.
~ The Godfather of Soul is gone: James Brown's last words: 'I'm going away'.
~ Despite Laws, Gay Wedding Industry Booms.
~ Barack Obama surges in polls (Iowa and New Hampshire) and Dick Morris looks dumber than usual.


HABITATS
~ Insurance costs vary widely by city -- The differences seem to make little sense and no explanation is offered. Why do those in Seattle, one of the nation's healthiest cities, pay more than those in NYC?
~ Looking Toward 2007: What's Next?
~ Earth's Climate Changes in Tune with Eccentric Orbital Rhythms. Ocean sediment reveals the pattern behind the rise and fall of ice ages and the shape of Earth's orbit.
~ Future Flu Pandemic Could Cost 62 Million Lives. Damn!
~ Main Dish: The top 10 green stories of the year.
~ The top ten environmental stories of 2006.
~ Why are snowflakes symmetrical? How can ice crystallizing on one arm 'know' the shape of the other arms on the flake?


INTEGRAL
~ From Visser's blog: David Lane Returns. A response from Chris Dierkes at Indistinct Union: Wilber doesn't know evolution--or so we are told again.
~ From Robert Godwin: What Must We Integrate to Be Integral?
~ Over at the I-I pod at Zaadz: The Myth of the Given and Post-metaphysics.
~ From Alan Kazlev: Getting started on the Integral paradigm.


Monday, December 25, 2006

Christmas Past and Present


When I was a child, Christmas was the most magical time of the year. We never got huge piles of presents or anything, but alongside the clothes and books there were always some toys. Because we seldom got new toys, it was more special on that one day of the year when we did.

I remember the big yellow Tonka dump truck, my first train set, the year that most kids got a Big Wheel and I got a Three Speed Super Cycle (a Big Wheel on steroids), and I remember -- as though rising out of the fog -- the first Christmas with my baby sister, when I still thought all the presents were for me.

As I got older, I always tried to stay awake on Christmas Eve to see Santa deliver the gifts. I wanted to know how he could land the sleigh and all those reindeer on our sloped roof. But try as I might, I never was able to stay awake long enough to see the magic happen. And so it remained magic.

I was seven years old when I learned the truth about Santa. In some ways, that was when my childhood began to end. It ended completely when I was thirteen and my father died of his fifth heart attack, a little more than a month before Christmas.

That year was somber. There was still a tree -- the first one I cut myself -- and a few presents, but without my father the holiday ceased to have any meaning, any magic. Ever since then I have largely avoided the holiday. I thought of myself as a Scrooge or a Grinch. I pretended not to care, but mostly I couldn't face the pain that had been so long buried.

There have been isolated good years, mostly when I was seeing Celeste back in college and shortly after. Her family did Christmas in a big way and made me feel included. I never really got to thank them for that when she and I broke up.

But something changed this year. Although I didn't celebrate the holiday the way most people do, I somehow let it into my heart.

Last night before I went to bed I sat out on the deck and looked at the lights on some of the neighboring houses. I could feel the anticipation I once felt as a child, the sense of magic. Some small place inside me opened and allowed those old feelings into awareness.

I don't know what made this year different than the others.

I do know that I have been working for more than two years now to reconnect with that inner child, that vulnerable and open version of myself who believes in magic, who takes joy in the mystery of things -- who feels joy at all. The process has been long and arduous, and it cost me a relationship that I valued more than any I have ever had.

But I feel the first major opening, the crack in the wall that provides inspiration to continue the process. I know now that I am on the right path, that if I persist and follow the path wherever it leads I can once again allow that curious and tender child back into my life.

That's the best Christmas present I have ever received.


David Deida on Living Our Truth


David Deida offers an interesting and useful look at how we integrate truth over time and how that process translates into our experience of sexuality.
This week's blue truth

Live Your Heart's Truth

The truth is easier to know than to feel, and easier to feel than to live.

Everybody knows the truth about something. For instance, most people know that it is unhealthy to eat too many sweets. Of those who know it, less feel the truth while they munch a box of cookies. Fewer still change their behavior, once and for all, on the basis of knowing and feeling the truth.

It is much harder to live the truth than to feel it or know it. Knowledge is easiest. The mind is more malleable than the emotions or the body, and so the mind is relatively swift to change. You can hear something and immediately know the truth of it. Then you can tell it to others. You can write about it. You can create a whole philosophy based on it. And still not much changes in your life. You can know the truth—for instance, exercise improves cardiovascular fitness—and then still sit on your butt.

After your mind has grasped the truth, your emotions are next to change over time. Often years of suffering are necessary before the truth of something sinks in deep enough for your tears to flow and enthusiasm to grow in response to how true something is. Yet even highly developed emotional intelligence—your capacity to feel the truth with great sensitivity and nuance—is not sufficient for real growth.

The last part of you to be transformed by truth is your body. Being more solid than your mind or emotions, your body changes last. You will know what you are supposed to do, and you will feel the truth of it, long before you are willing to live it with your body. You may know that you can’t afford a new dress or another trip to Las Vegas, you may feel the truth making you nervous and queasy, and yet you may not be ready to live the truth—so you plunk down your credit card and go through the usual motions, as guilty as you may feel. Your body’s habits—the motions you go through—are the most stubborn, the most rigid, and the least yielding to truth.

Because your body is the thickest part of your self-process, sex is often the last part of your life to be transformed by truth. First, you know that love could be the basis for sex. Then, you learn to feel your lover emotionally during the tumble of passion. Finally, you learn to live your motions as love during sex.

Even during the most erotic, pleasurable, or painful sexual moments, you can learn to breathe as love, writhe as love, thrust as love, receive as love, and speak as love. Sex can become the doing of love with your entire body. Sexually, and in every moment throughout the day, you can do love by opening out, feeling everybody, inhaling the entire moment full of pain and pleasure, and exhaling love to all from your heart as you go through your motions as love.

You can train your body, like a marathon runner, to go the distance as love. When you are tired and want to collapse, give love through your breath and actions just a few more minutes. Offer a smile, lend a hand, or caress your lover, for just a moment more than your habit would curtail. Over time, your life opens as love’s doing, more and more.

Throughout the day, slow down and feel your heart beating. Feel deep in your heart for the source of love’s flow. Let your body open as love by softening your belly and breathing in and out of your heart. Offer your deep heart to all through your breath, and allow love to move your body every moment you can remember.How would love wash a dish? While standing at the kitchen sink, breathing love in and out of your heart, feeling outward to the moment’s open edge, how does your body rub the soapy sponge across the surface of each plate?

How can you give your open heart-truth to your coworkers, even when you disagree with them? Should you smile, tell jokes, act efficient, touch them, or walk away and give them space? Day by day, practice unfolding love as your body’s skillful offering, from your deep heart outward to the moment’s open horizon.

Knowing the truth is fairly useless; feeling it is profound; living it makes all the difference.

~ Excerpt from Way of the Superior Man

A Charlie Brown Christmas

The final cartoon of the season is my all-time favorite. Enjoy!




Sunday, December 24, 2006

Dharma Quotes: The Bodhisattva Path


Two quotes this week from Snow Lion Publications on the nature of the Bodhisattva.
Dharma Quote of the Week

A bodhisattva is someone who says from the depth of his or her heart, "I want to be liberated and find ways to overcome all the problems of the world. I want to help all my fellow beings to do likewise. I long to attain the highest state of everlasting peace and happiness, in which all suffering has ceased, and I want to do so for myself and for all sentient beings." According to the Buddha's teaching, anyone who makes this firm and heartfelt commitment is a bodhisattva. We become bodhisattvas from the moment we have this vast and open heart, called bodhichitta, the mind bent on bringing lasting happiness to all sentient beings.

Buddhist literature defines three types of bodhisattvas: the kinglike bodhisattva, the captainlike bodhisattva, and the shepherdlike bodhisattva. A kinglike bodhisattva is like a good king who first wants everything luxurious for himself, like a big palace, a large entourage, a beautiful queen, and so on. But once his happiness has been achieved, he also wants to help and support his subjects as much as possible. Accordingly, a kinglike bodhisattva has the motivation, "First, I want to free myself from samsara and attain perfect enlightenment. As soon as I have reached buddhahood, I will help all other sentient beings to become buddhas as well."

A captainlike bodhisattva would say, "I would like to become a buddha, and I will take all other sentient beings along with me so that we reach enlightenment together." This is just as the captain of a ship crosses the sea, he takes his passengers with him, and they reach the far shore simultaneously.

A shepherdlike bodhisattva is inspired by thinking, "I want to help all sentient beings to reach enlightenment and see the truth. Only when this is achieved and samsara is emptied will I become a buddha myself." In actual fact it may not happen this way, but anyone who has this motivation is called a "shepherdlike bodhisattva." In the old days, sheep were not kept in fenced pastures, and the shepherds had to bring them down from the mountains to protect them from wolves. They would follow behind the sheep, guiding them into their pen and lock them in. A shepherd would take care of his sheep first, and only then would he go home and eat.

The bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara developed this shepherdlike motivation and is therefore considered to be the most courageous and compassionate of beings. He vowed, "I will not attain complete enlightenment until I have led all sentient beings to liberation without leaving a single one behind."

~ From Daring Steps Toward Fearlessness: The Three Vehicles of Buddhism by Ringu Tulku Rinpoche, edited and translated by Rosemarie Fuchs, published by Snow Lion Publications.
I think this is a very cool distinction to be made, and useful for knowing our own intent. But the Dalai Lama cuts through all the distinctions with his simple version of the Bodhisattva's path:
Dalai Lama Quote of the Week

Question: When a practitioner of the Great Vehicle vows not to enter into nirvana until all beings are liberated, how is it possible to fulfill this vow?

Answer: Three modes of generating an altruistic intention to become enlightened are described--like a king, like a boatman, and like a shepherd. In the first, that like a king, one first seeks to attain a high state after which help can be given to others. In the second, like a boatman, one seeks to cross the river of suffering together with others. In the third, like a shepherd, one seeks to relieve the flock of suffering beings from pain first, oneself following afterward. These are indications of the style of the altruistic motivation for becoming enlightened; in actual fact, there is no way that a Bodhisattva either would want to or could delay achieving full enlightenment. As much as the motivation to help others increases, so much closer does one approach Buddhahood.

~ From The Dalai Lama at Harvard by His Holiness the Dalai Lama of Tibet, translated and edited by Jeffrey Hopkins, published by Snow Lion Publications.
Nice combination of quotes from Snow Lion this week.


Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

This is the penultimate cartoon this season. It's one of the classics.