Quotes for a Twisted Mind

I found these here. I've always been a fan of the witty observation.

Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

~ Douglas Adams

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
~ Tennessee Williams

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
~ Douglas Adams

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
~ Redd Foxx

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
~ Oscar Wilde

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
~ H. L. Mencken

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all....
~ Thomas J. Kopp

Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
~ Mark Harrold

There are many more at the site.

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