New Year's Resolutions

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet rooster 2) Eat more cotton candy 3) Travel to Spain 4) Study Latin 5) Get in shape with stripping classes

What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

It doesn't matter what you put into the question box, these are randomly generated, which makes it more fun, sort of.

I don't do New Year's resolutions, although a pet rooster, a trip to Spain, and some stripping classes might be fun. I resolved many years ago, probably as some kind of reaction against too many years of Lent, to never make date-dependent promises of any sort. I don't even like to plan for the future, preferring instead to let life unfold however it will.

How about you -- what are your New Year's Resolutions?

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