Marriage is love.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Integral Literary Criticism, Part 1

I've been toying with the idea of an integral model of literary criticism ever since I first read Ken Wilber back in college. At the time, I had no idea how to formulate such a model and what it might entail.

With the publication of Integral Spirituality, and before that the excerpts from Volume 2 of the Kosmos Trilogy (especially Excerpt D), there is finally a model that feels capable of handling the task. The quadrant model on its own is unable to account for all the various approaches one may take to a text, but with the addition of zones there is now a comprehensive framework by which to include all the various critical models.

I want to say up front that this is a tentative approach to the idea -- and that I am hoping to hear from other integral thinkers on this topic. One need not be terribly familiar with literary criticism, although that would help, but more importantly I want to be sure that I am fully understanding Wilber's new model. Integral Methodological Pluralism is not merely a big phrase -- it's a complex idea that I am not sure I fully grasp.

Literary criticism has as its goal the task of making the text more available to the reader. In order to do so, many different approaches have been developed that each claims to offer the most effective entry into the meaning of a given text. As Wilber might say, each is true but partial. However, some approaches offer more to a reader than others, and this is where literary theory gets messy.

To me, and to readers such as Camille Paglia, the text itself holds primacy over all else. With this in mind, the text is the "ground" upon which we might superimpose the quadrant model. We may look at a given text through the prism of each individual quadrant, and, of course, the text exists in each quadrant.

We gain a great deal, however, by adding the inside and outside "views" to each quadrant. As a human creation, the text is a report of sorts on some aspect of human experience (the inside), but it also exists in space and time (the outside).

So, in this first exploration, I want to try to outline in broad terms the individual quadrants and how we might read a text within those "zones."

I'm using Wilber's older charts because I can't find the newer versions on the web. In the newer versions, the plural zones are numbered 5-8 rather than 1-4 as pictured here.

Beginning with the singular or individual:

Zone 1: When we approach the interior-individual of a literary work, we are looking at what the narrator tells us about his or her experience, what is revealed in the text about her or his psyche. All texts have a narrator that may or may not be the poet or novelist. [Drama may be a huge exception here, and since I know very little about drama I have no idea how it might fit, or not fit, within this model.] In this view we are examining the first-person approach to a first-person experience of reality, the inside of an I

Zone 2: We can distinguish between the narrator and the author on many occasions, and this only adds to the depth of the work. We just as well examine what the text might reveal about the author as we can what it might reveal about the narrator. From this view, we are not as concerned about what the experience of the author or narrator might be, but with how we might take a third-person approach to the first person experience presented in the text.

Zone 3: This is the story, novel, or the text of the poem. When looking at Zone 1, we are concerned with what the text says, the information presented. In a story or novel, we can outline the plot points; in a poem we can look at what it says, literally. In this view we are concerned with insides of the text as seen from the outside, what Wilber describes as a third-person approach to a first-person reality.

Zone 4: In Zone 2 we look at the language, the diction, the structure, or anything that we can analyze from the outside without being concerned with meaning. In a poem, we can look at diction, rhythm, line structure, rhyme scheme if it exists, stanzas, and so on, all of which tells us a great deal about the poem. We are taking a third-person view on a third-person reality, the outside of the text.

If we only employed these four views, we have a good deal of information about the text, but we would be lacking just as much. We also need to include the collective or plural realm in which the text exists.

I'm still puzzling out these last two quadrants, but I hope to have the next post up soon. Once I have the broad outlines in place, I hope to loot at each view or zone a little more in-depth.

In the meantime, I welcome comments and criticisms, and most of all, suggestions from anyone who sees theoretical errors in my understanding of Wilber's model.


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Affirmations for the Lazy and Cynical


I found this at Suburban Guerrilla's site this morning -- a bit of fun:
30 Attainable Affirmations

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.
5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.
9. Joan of Arc heard voices, too.
10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
11. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
12. As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
13. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.
14. The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
15. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
16. All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting parts.
17. I am at one with my duality.
18. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
19. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
20. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
21. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than “I told you so!”
22. False hope is better than no hope at all.
23. A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
24. Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute…. I’ll find someone.
25. Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
26. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.
27. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
28. To have a successful relationship, I must learn to make it look like I’m giving as much as I’m getting.
29. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
30. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’s a mile away and barefoot.

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Am I a Grinch?

You're a Total Grinch

Ouch! You make the Grinch seem like Santa Claus. Holidays definitely aren't your thing.
Just relax, and create your own tradition. Even if it's drinking spiked hot chocolate and heckling carolers.


I'm not really a Grinch, I just think the holidays are banal. I'm not a Christian, and even if I were, I would know that Jesus was born in either the spring or fall based on the extant stories. And then there's the crass commercialism and greed. It's enough to make a man say, in his best Charlie Brown voice, "Aaarrggh!"

But, really, the thing that bothers me most is how people assume that if I don't plan to do anything for Christmas I must be depressed or lonely or whatever. It's not Christmas that I hate, it's the pervasive sense that if I don't participate in the chaos something is wrong with me -- it's just assumed that everyone wants to do Christmas stuff.

Friends and clients invite me to do things with their families, which is very kind and feels to me to be what the season should be about -- kindness and inclusion. But that isn't what I want. All I want is a day off from work, a good book, some hot coffee, and maybe a football game or two.

So am I Grinch for feeling this way?


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Dharma Quote of the Week: Attachment

Snow Lion Publications' Dharma quote of the week:
Wouldn't life be boring without attachment?

No. In fact it's attachment that makes us restless and prevents us from enjoying things. For example, suppose we're attached to chocolate cake. Even while we're eating it, we're not tasting it and enjoying it completely. We're usually either criticizing ourselves for eating something fattening, comparing the taste of this chocolate cake to other cakes we've eaten in the past, or planning how to get another piece. In any case, we're not really experiencing the chocolate cake in the present.

On the other hand, without attachment, we can think clearly about whether we want to eat the cake, and if we decide to, we can eat it peacefully, tasting and enjoying every bite without craving for more or being dissatisfied because it isn't as good as we expected. As we diminish our attachment, life becomes more interesting because we're able to open up to what's happening in each moment.

~ From Buddhism for Beginners by Thubten Chodron, published by Snow Lion Publications

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Democratic Candidates Finding Religion for 2008

The headline of the article says that Hillary Clinton has hired a "faith guru" to advise her on her 2008 bid for the White House, but she is not alone. Once you get into the meat of the article, it appears all the Democratic hopefuls are or will be making an effort to court "faith-based voters" going into the 2008 campaign.

From The Hill:
Clinton hires faith guru

Burns Strider, one of the Democratic Party’s leading strategists on winning over evangelicals and other values-driven voters, will join Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) as she prepares to launch her 2008 presidential campaign.

Strider now heads religious outreach for the House Democratic Caucus, and is the lead staffer for the Democrats’ Faith Working Group, headed by incoming Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-S.C.).

Incoming Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) created the working group in 2005 when Democratic strategists recognized that the party lost ground in the previous election because of trouble appealing to centrist and conservative voters in rural areas, who tend to be church-goers driven by moral issues. Strider was an aide to Pelosi when the group formed and joined Clyburn’s staff as policy director of the Democratic Caucus in 2006.

Strider’s move to Clinton’s camp suggests that Democrats will woo so-called faith voters in the 2008 election. The plan is buoyed by the Democrats’ success in winning over religious voters in Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania in the midterm elections.

Hillary has never hidden her faith, but many are cynical in thinking that she has been calculating in how she displays it. I personally think that everything she does is calculated -- I don't see in her the passion and fire that made Bill Clinton such a charismatic presence.

Be that as it may, Clinton is not the only candidate who has found religion. Her prime rival right now is Barack Obama, he of the smooth demeanor and wear-it-on-your-sleeve faith. And then there's the 2004 candidate who refuses to fade quietly into the irrelevance that is his presence, John Kerry, and is also trying to do something about his secular image.

But Clinton is not the only 2008 Democratic hopeful in position to appeal to religious voters. Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) joined conservative Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) to speak about AIDS two weeks ago before the congregation of the evangelical Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, Calif. Last week Congress passed legislation sponsored by Obama that would allow people in bankruptcy to give to charitable and religious organizations.

Josh Dubois, an aide in his Senate office, is heading Obama’s religious outreach.

Sen. John Kerry (Mass.), who is also contemplating running for the 2008 Democratic nomination, has been active, too. In September, he gave a speech on “service and faith” at the conservative Pepperdine University. He has tapped Shaun Casey, an associate professor of Christian Ethics at Wesley Theological Seminary, to advise him on religious outreach.

Kerry also recently held a dinner at his D.C. home with evangelical leaders and traveled out to California for a four-hour meeting with Rick Warren, pastor of Saddleback Church, who wrote the bestseller, “The Purpose-Driven Life.”

That three of the top contenders for the Democratic nomination will have aides or advisers specializing in religious outreach is a dramatic change from 2004, when Democratic presidential candidates viewed reaching out to values-voters as a low priority.

Of these three, the only one I trust to actually be able to appeal to faith-based voters is Obama -- he seems more authentic in his beliefs, and they have been there from the beginning in his books and in his actions.

Beliefnet is hosting Obama's seminal speech from this summer on faith an politics. Check it out to see why he has the best relationship with faith-based voters, and why he may have the best shot at winning in 2008.


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Friday, December 15, 2006

Rolling Stone's 10 Best Movies of 2006

Rolling Stone picks their top 10 movies, with trailers.
High five! After a box-office slump, movies made money again in 2006. Kill-me-now depression sets in only when I list the big winners (Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest; X-Men: The Last Stand; The Da Vinci Code). Luckily, it wasn't just Borat that hit pay dirt without getting slimed by formula pap. Martin Scorsese had his biggest hit with The Departed. And Dreamgirls proved a musical could have grit as well as glitz. And what of terrific movies that barely made a dime? They, too, have pride of place on my list of movies that mattered this year.
Here are the top ten -- you'll have to visit RS to see why and view the trailer.
1 The Departed
Directed by Martin Scorsese
2 Dreamgirls
Directed by Bill Condon
3 Letters From Iwo Jima/Flags of Our Fathers
Directed by Clint Eastwood
4 Volver
Directed by Pedro Almodovar

5 Babel
Directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
6 United 93
Directed by Paul Greengrass
7 The Queen
Directed by Stephen Frears

8 Borat
Directed by Larry Charles
9 Little Miss Sunshine
Directed by Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris
10 Prairie Home Companion
Directed by Robert Altman

BEST OF THE REST

10 MORE BESTS David Lynch's Inland Empire twists your mind into scary shapes; Todd Field's Little Children is a model of literary adaptation; Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth is a surreal study of war; Michael Mann's Miami Vice sees the crime genre with laser-eyed freshness; Jason Reitman's Thank You for Smoking blows satiric smoke up Big Tobacco's ass; Christopher Guest's For Your Consideration blows satiric smoke up Oscar's ass; Christopher Nolan's The Prestige makes magic out of magic; Kelly Reichardt's Old Joy digs deep into the nature of friendship; John Hillcoat's The Proposition, an Aussie Western, is criminally underrated; and Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, despite a taste for gore that's near pathological, brings a poet's eye and fierce energy to a Mayan civilization that mirrors our own.

Best Animated film John Lasseter's Cars is a visual miracle, sweet as hell and mischievously funny. Oscar, take note. Runners-up: Richard Linklater's A Scanner Darkly and George Miller's Happy Feet.

Best Foreign Film Volver. Runners-up: Rachid Bouchareb's Days of Glory, Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth, Deepa Mehta's Water and Jean-Pierre Melville's 1969 Army of Shadows in its U.S. debut at last.

Best Documentary Davis Guggenheim's An Inconvenient Truth cuts Al Gore loose on global warming. Runners-up: James Longley's Iraq in Fragments, Deborah Scranton's The War Tapes, Doug Block's 51 Birch Street and Barbara Kopple and Cecilia Peck's Shut Up and Sing.

THE YEAR'S TEN WORST
1 Bobby
Emilio Estevez tacks on RFK's assassination to a series of soapy star cameos and calls it humanism. Wrong, pal, it's risible exploitation.
2 The Da Vinci Code
Blockbuster book becomes a blockheaded movie.
3 Snakes on a Plane
The Internet hyped it, but audiences rightly spit venom.
4 x-Men: The Last Stand
Let's hope so.
5 Basic Instinct 2
So bad, you wanted Sharon Stone's legs to stay crossed.
6 The Nativity Story
The Virgin birth staged like a stuffy Christmas pageant.
7 Lady in the Water
M. Night Shyamalan loses his sixth sense for scary.
8 Click
Adam Sandler in a sentimental mood; it's like drowning in drool.
9 Death of a President
A fake doc that imagines Bush dead, and it's still boring.
10 All The King's Men
Southern-fried politics, and even with Sean Penn it's duller than dog shit.


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BBC: 100 things we didn't know this time last year

From the BBC:
Each week the Magazine picks out snippets from the news, and compiles them into 10 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Week. Here's an end of year almanac.
Here are a few that aren't totally based in British-only interest.

4. An average record shop needs to sell at least two copies of a CD per year to make it worth stocking, according to Wired magazine.

5. Nicole Kidman is scared of butterflies. "I jump out of planes, I could be covered in cockroaches, I do all sorts of things, but I just don't like the feel of butterflies' bodies," she says.

6. WD-40 dissolves cocaine - it has been used by a pub landlord to prevent drug-taking in his pub's toilets.

7. Baboons can tell the difference between English and French. Zoo keepers at Port Lympne wild animal park in Kent are having to learn French to communicate with the baboons which had been transferred from Paris zoo.

8. Devout Orthodox Jews are three times as likely to jaywalk as other people, according to an Israeli survey reported in the New Scientist. The researchers say it's possibly because religious people have less fear of death.

9. The energy used to build an average Victorian terrace house would be enough to send a car round the Earth five times, says English Heritage.

10 butterfly eggs by Peter Rettenberger
10. Humans can be born suffering from a rare condition known as "sirenomelia" or "mermaid syndrome", in which the legs are fused together to resemble the tail of a fish.

11. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

12. Until the 1940s rhubarb was considered a vegetable. It became a fruit when US customs officials, baffled by the foreign food, decided it should be classified according to the way it was eaten.

15. Lionesses like their males to be deep brunettes.

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19. The = sign was invented by 16th Century Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde, who was fed up with writing "is equal to" in his equations. He chose the two lines because "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle".

22. The length of a man's fingers can reveal how physically aggressive he is, scientists say.

23. In America it's possible to subpoena a dog.

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29. When faced with danger, the octopus can wrap six of its legs around its head to disguise itself as a fallen coconut shell and escape by walking backwards on the other two legs, scientists discovered.

35. The name Lego came from two Danish words "leg godt", meaning "play well". It also means "I put together" in Latin.

36. The average employee spends 14 working days a year on personal e-mails, phone calls and web browsing, outside official breaks, according to employment analysts Captor.

37. Cyclist Lance Armstrong's heart is almost a third larger than the average man's.

38. Nasa boss Michael Griffin has seven university degrees: a bachelor's degree, a PhD, and five masters degrees.

39. Australians host barbecues at polling stations on general election days.
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52. You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat.
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60. Newborn dolphins and killer whales don't sleep for a month, according to research carried out by University of California.

61. You can bet on your own death.
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Satire: Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force

This is from The Onion, so you know someone will be pissed off about it.

Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force

December 15, 2006 | Issue 42•50

BAGHDAD, IRAQ—On almost every corner in Iraq's capital city, carolers are singing, trees are being trimmed, and shoppers are rushing home with their packages—all under the watchful eye of U.S. troops dedicated to bringing the magic of Christmas to Iraq by force.

Enlarge Image Christmas Brought To Iraq By Force

U.S. soldiers instruct an Iraqi to tell Santa what he wants for Christmas.

"It's important that life in liberated Iraq get back to normal as soon as possible," said Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz at a press conference Monday. "That's why we're making sure that Iraqis have the best Christmas ever—something they certainly wouldn't have had under Saddam Hussein's regime."

To that end, 25,000 troops from the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment and 82nd Airborne Division have been deployed. Their missions include the distribution of cookies and eggnog at major Iraqi city centers, the conscription of bell-ringers from among the Iraqi citizenry, and the enforcement of a new policy in which every man, woman, and child in Baghdad pays at least one visit to 'Twas The Night... On Ice.

Immediately following the press conference, high-altitude bombers began to string Christmas lights throughout the greater-Baghdad area, and Wild Weasel electronic-warfare fighter jets initiated 24-hour air patrols to broadcast Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" over the nation. Armored columns struck out from all major allied firebases to erect a Christmas tree in the town square of every city, while foot soldiers placed fully lit, heavily guarded nativity scenes in front of every Iraqi mosque.

"Thus far, Operation Desert Santa has gone off without a hitch," said Gen. Stanley Kimmet, commander of U.S. armed reconnaissance-and-mistletoe operations in the volatile Tikrit region of central Iraq. "There has been sporadic house-to-house fighting during our door-to-door caroling, but that's to be expected in a Christmas season of this magnitude."

According to Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, the top American military commander in Iraq, every precaution is being taken to ensure the peaceful enforcement of the Christmas season in occupied Iraq.

"All American military personnel have been instructed that the observation of Christmas should be carried out efficiently and tastefully, with minimal emphasis on the season's commercial aspects," said Sanchez, who addressed reporters while a decorations division strung wreaths and garlands outside his headquarters. "We must keep in mind that the reason for the season-oriented campaign is for Iraq to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

An aide for Sanchez later explained that, in order to ensure a meaningful holiday season for all Iraqis, provisions were made for those Iraqis who elected to observe Hanukkah.

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A mosque in Baghdad decorated by U.S. troops.

Like many U.S. operations in Iraq, Operation Desert Santa has met with some resistance. A convoy transporting fruitcake and gingerbread came under rocket attack Sunday night just outside Checkpoint Noël in Basra, and unidentified bands of Iraqis exchanged gunfire with Marines operating an armored Humvee simulated sleigh ride in a Baghdad suburb. In spite of these troubles, regional commanders report progress, with only eight U.S. casualties resulting from the operation.

Still, Iraqis report that they are unable to get into the Christmas spirit.

"Why am I supposed to feel joy for the world?" said 34-year-old Baghdad mechanic Hassan al-Ajili as he stood in line for his mandatory visit with Santa. "My country is still at war. I need an American identification card to get anywhere in my own city. Now, for some reason, men with machine guns have placed two rows of jingling antlered pigs on the roof of our house. This is insane."

Bush, speaking from his Crawford ranch, praised the brave men and women of Operation Desert Santa and asked for the understanding of all Americans.

"We must be patient with the Iraqis," said Bush, seated before a Christmas tree dotted with Scottish terrier ornaments. "The holidays can be a very stressful time, especially for people not yet used to the customs. I'm sure Iraq will enjoy the happiest of holiday seasons if we show resolve and commit to making sure that they do."

President Bush then called for 30,000 new troops to be deployed in the next week to ensure an effective and precise enforcement of Christmas throughout the region. Salvation and Eighth Army detachments will be stationed on every corner by Christmas Eve to make sure that every last Iraqi citizen spends the holiday at home, with family.

Sanchez said he is confident that he can meet that deadline.

"A merry Christmas in Iraq means peace in the Middle East has finally been achieved," Sanchez said. "God bless us, every one."

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My Camille Paglia Review

Matthew Dallman has posted my review of Camille Paglia's Break, Blow, Burn over at POLYSEMY online. The article posted there is an expanded version of my original review posted here a week or two ago.

Please check it out, and while you are there, check out the conversation between MD and Paul Salamone, meeting of the arty-farty minds, via instant messaging.

And hey, why not take a look at Elegant Thorn Review while you are in that neck of the woods.


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The Biggest Loser

Erik, a deli owner from NY, was the winner for this season of The Biggest Loser. In the picture below, taken at the beginning of the show, this 35 year old man weighed in at 407 pounds.

By the end of the show, after the eighteen weeks (or whatever it was), Erik had dropped 214 pounds to finish at 193 pounds. He lost more than half of his body mass.

Here is the after picture:

I'm not a big fan of reality shows -- most of them seek to exploit or embarrass the people who go on them (The Amazing Race on CBS is an exception, and there might be others). But with The Biggest Loser, all the contestants have an opportunity, whether they win or not, to seriously impact and change the quality of their lives. All it takes is the desire to do it.

Everyone who competes gets a chance to learn proper eating skills, proper exercise techniques, and how to deal with the emotional aspect of who they are. Obviously, NBC shows the most dramatic moments these people face, but many of them seriously struggle with who they have been and who they are becoming.

The Biggest Loser might be a truly all-quadrant reality show -- which is not to say that it is integral. The show obviously deals with weight, diet, and exercise. It also deals with emotional eating, self-esteem (building some), motivation, and self-awareness. Because millions of people watch (including many of my clients who use it as motivation), it has the power to shape cultural values in terms of weight and health. And as a TV show, it makes money for NBC, sells products (like the 24 Hour Fitness logo that is everywhere), provides some compensation for the contestants, and generates a cascading flow of economic impact.

Maybe some other shows can demonstrate the same impact, I don't know.

I encourage my clients to watch this show, and we discuss the methods used and the lessons learned. Most find it inspiring (and it makes me seem like a softy compared to how hard the contestants on the show get pushed).

Congratulations to Erik on his incredible transformation!


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The 20 Funniest Videos of 2006

From About.com, the 20 funniest videos from this year. All of them are political, which makes sense since this is the About.com political humor site. Which one is your favorite and why?

Enjoy!
1) Stephen Colbert Roasts Bush
Watch the video of comedian Stephen Colbert's biting "tribute" to President Bush at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

2) Bush Meets Bush Impersonator

Watch a video clip of President Bush appearing alongside Bush impersonator Steve Bridges at the 2006 White House Correspondents' dinner.

3) 'President' Al Gore on Saturday Night Live
Al Gore addresses the nation as if he were president in this hilarious Saturday Night Live clip.

4) Daily Show: The Decider
It's time for another installment of "The Decider," featuring President Bush as a comic book hero.


5) SNL: A Special Message from Nancy Pelosi
Watch an amusing skit from Saturday Night Live spoofing House Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi.

6) Frank Caliendo's Bush Routine
Comedian Frank Caliendo does a spot-on impression of President Bush's various idiosyncrasies in this clip from the "Late Show With David Letterman."

7)
JibJab's Year in Review: Nuckin' Futs
JibJab looks back at 2006 with another in a series of great animated cartoons, this one featuring elementary school children singing about political figures such as Dick Cheney, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, and pop icons such as Britney Spears, Mel Gibson, and Lance Bass.

8) George Bush Drunk?
Has Bush been drinking again? Watch this funny video clip from the "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" and judge for yourself.

9) Rumsfeld Rolls a Joint at the Podium
The Late Show with Craig Ferguson has a little fun at Rumsfeld's expense.

10) Daily Show: Cheney's Got A Gun
The Daily Show reports on Dick Cheney's shooting accident, in which Harry Whittington became the first man gunned down by a sitting vice president since Alexander Hamilton.

11)
Jay Leno Interviews Dick Cheney
Jay Leno scores an interview with Dick Cheney and asks the questions FOX News Channel's Brit Hume was afraid to ask.

12) Dick Cheney, The Notorious VP
Watch a funny spoof video from HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher," featuring "Dick Cheney, The Notorious VP."

13) Colbert's Election-Night Meltdown
Colbert: "The people have spoken. And apparently they're tired of freedom. Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed -- I thought this country would last longer than 230 years. That's it, folks, America's over."

14) The Simpsons' Iraq War Satire
Watch a clip from The Simpsons' annual "Treehouse of Horrors" Halloween special, featuring a biting satire of the Iraq war.

15) The State of the Union Is Good Enough
George W. Bush vows to cut taxes and stay the course in a preemptive parody strike on the 2006 State of the Union address.

16) Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert at the Emmys
Colbert to Emmy audience: "Good evening godless sodomites."

17) Mark Foley IM Reenactment
Watch a dramatization of Mark Foley's instant message exchanges with an unidentified male teen, presented by the comedy troupe Invisible Engine.

18) Last Laugh '06: Re-Elect Congressman Brisbane
Rob Corddry impersonates a family values congressman as part of of Comedy Central's "Last Laugh '06."

19)
Classic Rumsfeldisms
Watch video clips of memorable Donald Rumsfeld quotes.

20) Daily Show: That's All Folks
The Daily Show bids farewell to the 109th Congress.


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Speedlinking 12/15/06

This morning's image is of Ridge Run County Park, West Bend, WI, from Live Science:

Happy Friday!

BODY
~ Holiday Workout 2007: The politically correct holiday workout, (of T-Nation). A quality program for those short on time -- not for beginners.
~ Do Low-Fat Foods Make Us Fat? The answer is yes, just in case you don't want to read the article.
~ Low testosterone - high cholesterol -- men need this natural hormone to be healthy.
~ Too Much Exercise Not So Good -- the body needs time to recover.
~ Why Applying Insulin To Wounds Significantly Enhances Healing -- insulin helps skin wounds heal faster.
~ Strengthen Your Bones With Exercise AND a Healthy Diet.


PSYCHE
~ Religion and Memory -- "In the paper I discussed the other day, Atran and Norenzayan argue that one of the most important factors in determining whether a religious narrative is successful is how memorable it is."
~ Study Finds Bizarre Eating Differences in Men and Women. "Women with body-image problems eat less in the presence of other women. Men eat more."
~ Why Teens Do Stupid Things.
~ Coolest... Experiment... Ever.
~ A little emotional boost going into the weekend: Top Ten Happy Stories of 2006.
~ From ebuddha: Discernment of Self versus Not Self and Spiritual Intelligence (SQ) and Competencies to Define It.


CULTURE
~ The Yajur and Sama Vedas.
~ Pythons were the oldest gods?
~ Why are women more religious? "Once people admit that this gender gap exists, the most popular explanation is that women are "socialized" to be more religious."
~ The origins of gods -- "My own view of religion is that it is a side effect of social dominance behaviour in a particular ape (i.e., us). And moreover, it is my view that gods themselves are just socially dominant individuals who either really existed and were subsequently elevated even further by the tribal affiliations . . . . ."
~ Dem voters and global warming.
~ Get some interesting insight into what is happening in Iraq at Iraq Slogger -- tip provided by Tom Armstrong.


HABITATS
~ Oregon Prescription Drug Discount Program For All State Residents Begins -- I wish Arizona had this.
~ Average Wholesale Price Lawsuits Might Lead To Prescription Drug Pricing Changes.
~ Rare White Dolphin Declared As Extinct. That sucks.
~ Mile-High Mountains Found on Saturn's Moon Titan.
~ Photo in the News: "Ancient Gliding Beast" Changes Mammal History.
~ White House Tightens Publishing Rules for USGS Scientists -- "The Bush administration is clamping down on scientists at the U.S. Geological Survey, who study everything from caribou mating to global warming, subjecting them to controls on research that might go against official policy."


MATTERS INTEGRAL
~ A New Open Source form of Religion Spreading Across the Planet via the Net.
~ From ebuddha: Integral Diagnosis 101 - What Perspective Is Hope Coming From?
~ From Joe Perez: Integralists just want to have fun, on the new integral wiki page.


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Thursday, December 14, 2006

On US Soccer and Youthful Dreams


I am that rarest of American males -- a soccer fan. I have played the sport most of my life and I love to watch it played, even the pathetically sloppy US version of the Beautiful Game.

When Freddie Adu came on the scene a few years ago as a brilliant 14-year-old, I hoped that things would change. He was left off a US squad that embarrassed itself at this year's World Cup. He never broke into the starting line-up with DC United, his pro team. And now he has been exiled to Real Salt Lake, a second-tier team in a second-tier pro league.

Adu had a much-hyped two-week tryout with Manchester United last month, but this was orchestrated more by Nike than coach Ferguson according to Mark Starr at Newsweek.

Starr writes that Adu was over-hyped, and with him the future of US soccer.
My pal, Boston Globe soccer writer Frank Dell’Apa, says casting off the kid to—even by already low MLS standards—a lesser outpost is the inevitable result of unrealistic expectations created by media hype. “Adu,” writes Dell’Apa, “always had a better chance of ending up with Real Salt Lake than with Real Madrid.” I was, as I have already admitted, part of that hype. A passionate fan of soccer and, like many Americans, a dreamer concerning the potential of the game here, I had heard lots of talk about the coming of this kid, this Ghana-born American Pelé. So I wrote one of the first stories about him to appear in the national media, featuring the 13-year-old Adu in our year-end “Who’s Next?” issue. And if I want to be literal, I was right. He was indeed “next”: soon after came the Nike deal; a big contract with D.C. United, a rare network showcase for his MLS debut, and his anointment, at age 15, as an MLS all-star. Everything pointed to this youngster being something very special.

For three years now, I have watched this boy against men. And my reluctant conclusion is that, while he is quite talented and, at times, dazzling with his feet, Adu is not the magical player that will someday lead American soccer to the Promised Land. He is neither big enough nor fast enough to dominate on the big pitch. And he has shown a bit too much of an NBA-superstar temperament for a still-unproven player. He has groused over playing time and playing position. Granted that playing on the wing rather than in a more creative—and for him more natural—central midfield role, may have limited his effectiveness. Still, 11 goals in 59 games with D.C. United does not resemble a LeBron-like impact.
I agree with this assessment. Adu has all the skills that Michael Jordan had in college (I know soccer and hoops are apples and oranges, but you get my point), but without the heart and the absolute craving to win. Until he gets that heart, he'll be a flashy player with no substance.

US soccer without Adu, or any other young players who can hold their own on the international stage, is looking pretty bleak. We had a chance to sign the brilliant German coach Jürgen Klinsmann to replace Bruce Arena, who took all the blame for the 2006 World Cup collapse, but it didn't happen. An inexperienced Bob Bradley was named interim coach.

US soccer is soft. When I watch the Italian Serie A, or the German Bundisliga, or even the British Premier League, US soccer's MLS looks like the minor leagues in comparison. We are sloppy, disorganized, and we lack any brilliant scorers. Landon Donovan seemed to be the savior a few years ago, a creative passer, a scorer -- but in 2006 he looked afraid. Like Adu, he's too small to play at the international level. A brief stint in Germany with little playing time brought him back to the MLS, where he is an all-star and a former MVP.

This has been said by many soccer fans in the past, but if our best athletes grew up dreaming of World Cup glory the way kids do in Italy, Germany, and Brazil, we would field better teams with better chances. Our best players tend to be smaller guys -- which is what happens when good athletes aren't big enough to play football or basketball, the glory sports -- they play soccer.

When I was growing up I dreamed of World Cup glory. I was an exception in terms of size -- bigger and stronger than many other players -- but I didn't have the professional-level skills. I got to play college ball, and then it was over. A few knee injuries hurried that process along. Until I moved to the desert, I played recreational soccer for fun and fitness, but I don't even do that now.

We need our best athletes to consider playing soccer if we are ever to compete on the world stage. And until we pay them a descent salary, that will never happen. And until US soccer offers a good product, there will never be the fan base to pay the players well.

It's not looking good.


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Dan Savage on The Colbert Report

My favorite sex advice columnist (though I often disagree with him) was on Stephen Colbert. Funny conversation.




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Poem: Michael Ondaatje


The Cinnamon Peeler

If I were a cinnamon peeler
I would ride your bed
And leave the yellow bark dust
On your pillow.

Your breasts and shoulders would reek
You could never walk through markets
without the profession of my fingers
floating over you. The blind would
stumble certain of whom they approached
though you might bathe
under rain gutters, monsoon.

Here on the upper thigh
at this smooth pasture
neighbour to you hair
or the crease
that cuts your back. This ankle.
You will be known among strangers
as the cinnamon peeler's wife.

I could hardly glance at you
before marriage
never touch you
--your keen nosed mother, your rough brothers.
I buried my hands
in saffron, disguised them
over smoking tar,
helped the honey gatherers...

When we swam once
I touched you in the water
and our bodies remained free,
you could hold me and be blind of smell.
you climbed the bank and said

this is how you touch other women
the grass cutter's wife, the lime burner's daughter.
And you searched your arms
for the missing perfume

and knew

what good is it
to be the lime burner's daughter
left with no trace
as if not spoken to in the act of love
as if wounded without the pleasure of a scar.

You touched
your belly to my hands
in the dry air and said
I am the cinnamon
Peeler's wife. Smell me.

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Reviews of "Letter to a Christian Nation"

James Wood of The New Republic offers up his review of Sam Harris's recent addition to the war on fundamentalism, Letter to a Christian Nation, in an article called The Celestial Teapot. This title, of course, refers to a favorite trope of Harris, who uses Bertrand Russell's little metaphor often.

The article is more than a review of Harris's book, it is a look at atheism by an atheist. So you have to read a bit to get to the review in this review, but once you do, it's over quickly:

We are in the midst of that tragedy, and America is drowning in God's attributes. The Lord will increase your salary, teach your children, raise your self-esteem, boost your career, be a lifelong friend, and take you into his heart if you only take him into your heart. He is love, and gentleness, and charity, unless he is forbidding homosexuality or stem-cell research or punishing New York with September 11 for its high proportion of gays, lesbians, and degenerates. He greatly dislikes evolutionists, largely because he created the world six thousand years ago. He certainly dislikes Nancy Pelosi -- and now, alas, Pastor Ted Haggard. The Bible is his inerrant word. According to recent polls, 53 percent of Americans are creationists, and 87 percent -- or 260 million people -- claim to "never doubt the existence of God." An avowed atheist cannot be elected president. And so on. You know the stupefying recital. Many millions across the world are absolutely sure they know what God is like, and what he likes. Heine's unbelieving joke, reported by the Goncourt brothers, rises up: on his deathbed, while his wife was praying that God might forgive him, he interrupted her to say, "Have no fear, my darling. He will forgive: that's his profession."

The rise of evangelicalism, and the menace of fundamentalism, along with developments in physics, and in theories of evolution and cosmogony, has encouraged a certain style of public atheistic critique. Many of these names are well-known: Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris. The events of September 11 were the direct spur for Harris to write his best-selling book The End of Faith, which vibrated with an admirable anger. It has a suggestive thesis, too, which is that America cannot possibly fight fundamentalist Islam while it is itself gripped by Christian fundamentalism. This symmetry of fundamentalisms means that America will not stoop to defeat the religious content -- and dangerous idiocy -- of its foes. I am not sure if this is exactly provable. Britain, for instance, almost 40 percent of whose citizens profess not to believe in God, has not yet mobilized its secularism in victorious ways (though Harris would doubtless point to Tony Blair's strong Christianity). But it is not his job to win the so-called war on terror, and the essential intellectual approach seems right: attack all the troops of irrational religiosity at once.

The End of Faith starts well and then becomes a bit predictable, because it begins to follow the rules of its rather thin genre. Letter to a Christian Nation, which is an open letter to the many Christians who wrote to Harris in complaint, is even thinner. I have an almost infinite capacity for the consumption of atheistic texts, but there is a limit to how many times one can stub one's toe on the thick idiocy of some mullah or pastor. There is a limit to the number of times one can be told that the Bible is a shaky text, and that Leviticus and Deuteronomy are full of really nasty things. Ratio vincit omnia, but the page-by-page demonstration of this rationalist conquering can become wearisome. This may be no especial insult to Harris so much as to his family; Bertrand Russell's Why I Am Not a Christian made a great initial impact on me when I was a teenager -- it was like seeing someone in the nude, for the first time -- until I began to get bored with its self-exposure. Russell complaining that Jesus was not a moral teacher, that he was really rather a bad example because he threw the money lenders out of the temples and cursed the fig tree, seemed somehow a little undignified. Russell is reliably at his least philosophical when he is at his most atheistical.

The genre tends to proceed thus: the atheist must first remove all possible respect from religious belief. The tone is a little perky, and lively thought-experiments bloom. They go a bit like this: if I told you that President Bush prays every day to his vacuum cleaner, you would judge him insane. But why is there any evidence that the God he prays to exists? It is fun, knockabout. Harris likes to compare belief in God with belief in Wotan or Zeus: "Can you prove that Zeus does not exist? Of course not. And yet, just imagine if we lived in a society where people spent tens of billions of dollars of their personal income each year propitiating the gods of Mount Olympus."

Read the whole article here.

If you'd like to see how a Buddhist reads Harris's book, check out the review by

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Daniel Dennett "On Faith"

On Faith is a feature in The Washington Post that invites prominent people to write on matters of faith. This week featured scientist and atheist Daniel Dennett writing on faith in government: Protecting Democracy Comes Before Promoting Faith.

Of the big three atheists currently getting so much media attention, I find Dennett much more level-headed and reasonable than Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins. I enjoy his writing even when I disagree with him -- mostly because I do not feel in him the fundamentalist zeal I see in the other two.

From the article:
“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” This wise maxim, applied to the First Amendment principle of the separation of church and state, has permitted the principle to drift into disrepair. People are encouraged to think that while there may be all sorts of borderline cases and vexing conundrums about just where to draw the line, examining them will only arouse anxiety and discord--so let’s just cover everything with a fine fog of pious, presumed consensus. We all honor the First Amendment and that’s that, and that’s fine. So it would be, if it weren’t for the steady pressure of those who would exploit our benign neglect, encroaching gradually on what makes the principle work–to the extent that it does.

For instance, the Christian conservatives in the country who wish to declare that this is a Christian nation are becoming bolder and bolder in their willingness to impose their own viewpoint on those who disagree. Fortunately, there are the beginnings of an organized resistence to this takeover, such as the Interfaith Alliance, chaired by Walter Cronkite. I enthusiastically support this effort, even though I am myself an atheist. Atheism is one of the live rails of American politics-touch it and you're toast. Fair enough. Those are the current facts of life. Not so long ago, you couldn’t be elected if you were Catholic, or Jewish, or African-American. But shouldn't we install another live rail, on the opposite side of the religious spectrum?

It ought to be just as much a fact of life that anybody who declares that their allegiance to their religion comes before their allegiance to democracy is simply unelectable.
I agree completely. Any politician who places their faith in their particular religion before the best interests of the people and the nation should be excluded from politics. Straight up, no exceptions.

It will never happen, much like the revolution from the previous post.

There are far too many people, many of whom are in power, who would never agree to such a test for candidates. They argue that the majority of the people in this country identify as part of the Judeo-Christian tradition, making this by default (in their minds) a Christian nation. If you don't like it, they might say, move to France.

Dennett argues:
Consider the situation in Turkey. There are radical Islamic groups intent on using the democratic process to vote in an Islamic state that would then throw away the ladder and abolish democracy, replacing it with theocracy. What should be done about this is not at all obvious. If the people democratically vote to demolish democracy, isn't this just like a club voting itself out of existence? It would be the will of the majority, after all.
How much different is that situation from what the radical religious right wants to do here?

In the United States, the problem is no less real for being less dramatic: There are many deeply religious people who believe that they may democratically impose more and more of their creed on the nation, by simply exercising their First Amendment rights to free expression and creating thereby a climate of opinion that renders opposition by secularists politically ineffective. This is a grave danger to democracy, more subversive, in fact, than anything Al Qaeda threatens.

Many of us believe that American democracy is the best hope of the world, that it provides the most secure and reliable–though hardly foolproof–platform on the planet for improving human welfare. If it tumbles, the whole world is in deep trouble. We therefore put the securing of American democracy–America's secular democracy, with separation of church and state–at the very top of our list of priorities.

I guess I'm working a theme today, because Dennett goes on to say:
That [democracy] is something worth giving our lives for, if it comes to that, but only because, and so long as, we continue to believe that America plays this role of political lifeboat for Planet Earth. Isn't this what America asks of all of us?
He concludes the article by suggesting that because we are asking the Sunnis and Shiites of Iraq to put their nation before their particular form of faith, we owe it to ourselves and the world to do the same thing here.

This article is an example of why I like Dennett. He is a clear thinker who does not resort to ridicule to get his point across. He argues his points with the faith-based as though they are as smart and educated as he is -- the others talk down to those they engage in debate.


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Esquire: You Say You Want a Revolution

When the founders drew up the documents that created this country, they had in mind the power of the citizens to overthrow the government should it ever get out of control -- i.e., no longer reflect the best interests of its citizens. Well, that day has come and gone. And could we overthrow the government if that is what we decided to do? Not a chance.

From the new issue of Esquire:
You Say You Want a Revolution
Well, you know, it ain't gonna happen. Not here.

By Chuck Klosterman
January 2007, Volume 147, Issue 1

I do not want to overthrow the government. In case you misread that, I am going to type it again, this time more slowly: I. Do. Not. Want. To. Overthrow the government. I don't want black helicopters landing on the roof of my apartment building, and I don't want to be hunted by death squads through the jungles of Bolivia. I always pay my taxes. I think paying taxes is fun! If someone asks me if I enjoy the music of Rage Against the Machine, I usually say, "Oh, they were only okay." Whenever I see people using the metric system, I punch them in the pancreas.

However…

Something has been occupying my mind as of late, and I can't tell if this thought is reassuring or terrifying: I've been thinking about the possibility of revolution, or—more accurately—the impossibility of revolution. I've started wondering what would have to happen before the American populace would try to overthrow its own government, and how such a coup would play itself out. My conclusions are that a) nothing could make this happen, and b) no one would know what to do if it somehow did. The country is too large, its social systems are too complex, and its people are too complacent, too reasonable, and too confused. I've decided that the U. S. government is (for lack of a better, preexisting term) "unoverthrowable." And this would probably make a man like Patrick Henry profoundly depressed, were it not for the fact that he's been dead for 207 years.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants," wrote Thomas Jefferson, and his thoughts were far from unique: Almost all of the Founding Fathers were obsessed with the potential for insurgency on U. S. soil. "Future citizens will need muskets to assassinate their oppressive viceroys," James Madison might have hypothetically remarked during the intermission of a slave auction. "In fact, this is probably the second most important freedom any of us will be able to come up with. Somebody should write this shit down." Superficially, such preemptive legislation worked perfectly: There are now roughly two hundred million guns in America, and that's only counting the NBA's Eastern Conference. We have enough privately owned firepower to instantly kill a billion grizzly bears, plus a few dozen prostitutes. But it's hard to imagine these weapons employed in any kind of popular uprising, even if a majority of American adults unilaterally agreed that such an event was necessary. Whom would they presumably shoot? Probably no one, and possibly one another.
Read the rest.

I found this to be an amusing little piece of satire, sort of. But it raises some serious issues.

I have no doubt in my mind that if the Founding Fathers could see what their vision has degenerated into that they would want the citizens of this country to retake their government. They would argue that the 2nd Amendment was written for precisely this reason.

But as Klosterman argues,
Modernity has created a cosmic difference between intellect and action, even when both are driven by the same motives; as such, the only people qualified to lead a present-day revolution would never actually do so. Contemporary leaders are not rock-throwing guys. And this is a problem, because it's the rock throwers who get things done.
Seriously, if someone started calling for a revolution, the people who should be leading it would politely decline. The ones out front would be the unemployed conspiracy theorists with the semi-automatic "hunting" rifles wearing belts of Vietnam era grenades.

So-called "men of ideas" no longer see violence as a means to a just end. I'm one of those people who would not, under any conditions except possibly immediate threat of death, fire a weapon at another human being (and maybe not even then). So I deserve the government I have been saddled with. I vote, pay my taxes, and blog my occasional disgust. I'm a good American: docile, educated, and employed.

I have too much to lose to be a part of a revolution. Who would train my clients? Who would make my student loan payments? Who would water my plants?

And that's exactly how they want it to stay.


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Speedlinking 12/14/06

This morning's image is called Thor's Helmet, from Space.com:

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~ Breakthrough hailed as study shows circumcision can halve HIV risk.
~ Treating Insomnia With Over-the-counter Sleep Aids, Herbal Supplements: AASM Position Statement. "Sufficient evidence does not exist to support over-the-counter (OTC) sleep aids as an effective treatment for insomnia." And, "There is only limited scientific evidence to show that herbal supplements are effective sleep aids."
~ Detailed 3-D Image Catches A Key Regulator Of Neural Stem Cell Differentiation In Action.
~ Putting Perspective On Autism: A Symposium In Honor Of Dr. Isabelle Rapin And Her Numerous Contributions To The Field.
~ Year-round contraception safely ends periods -- But Do Women Need to Have Periods? looks at the evolutionary element.
~ Study Detects Recent Instance of Human Evolution -- the ability to digest lactose is new in East Africa, as in the last 3,000 years.


PSYCHE
~ New Warning for Young Adults Taking Antidepressants. "The [FDA advisory] committee recommended that the "black box" warning on the medications concerning the risks to youngsters be expanded to include people up to age 25."
~ "I'm not a racist, but...", or why automatic stereotyping happens: Part 2.
~ Fear of Intimacy in the Bedroom -- "Familiarity - or too much intimacy - can kill passion, making casual sex more exciting than committed sex for some people."
~ Psychologist Helps Children With ADHD Make Friends.
~ From Mike at Unknowing Mind: Heedlessness is Just Holding Things as Certain.
~ The Heart Sutra goes mash up.


CULTURE
~ U.S. confidence at new low on Iraq war. Other info from this poll includes potential candidates for 2008 -- Hillary leads Obama by almost 20 points and Guiliani leads McCain by four [PDF here].
~ Senator Wants Universal Health Care Plan. I voted for Ron Wyden once upon a time, this is why: "Oregon Sen. Ron Wyden offered a plan he said would provide affordable, private health care coverage for all Americans, except those covered through Medicare or the military."
~ Christopher Hitchens tells us Why Women Aren't Funny in the January 2007 Vanity Fair.
~ A smart guy looks at Satan's perfect food: Tofu!
~ In case you need a laugh: Ann Coulter waxes pathetic on SURRENDER BY ANY OTHER NAME ...
A quote: When did "B.C." (before Christ) and "A.D." (anno Domini, "in the year of the Lord") get replaced with "BCE" (before the common era) and "CE" (common era)? "Withdrawal" is "redeployment," "liberal" is "progressive," and "traitorous" is "patriotic." I think that was in the same memo that included "bimbo" will henceforth (I love that word) be "Coulter," as in, "Check out the coulter at the bar."


HABITATS
~ HIV/AIDS Brought Global Health Into 'Sharp Focus,' Opinion Piece Says.
~ Nobel Prize winner Mohammad Yunus in Stockholm: The Secret of Grameen Bank.
~ plaNYC: A Sustainable New York by 2030.
~ Organic Denim for the Sustainable Fashionista.
~ Greenprint Denver -- "Mayor Hickenlooper [has a] citywide 5-year plan to integrate sustainable development and ecologically-friendly practices into city programs and the community at large, and from all indications on its website, Denver is poised to become a leader in energy efficiency."
~ Why a hydrogen economy doesn't make sense -- From Ray Kurzweil's site.
~ Spare Power Sufficient to Fuel Switch from Gas to Electric Cars.
~ Local, organic, fairtrade: Better for the environment?


MATTERS INTEGRAL
~ From Huy at Integral Institute: Creating a new world together.
~ From Steve Frazee, formerly of I-I, and his last post on his time there: The Wizard and the Shadow.
~ From Joe at Until: When someone's ill, who owns the story? This is inspired by the recent desire among integral bloggers for info on KW's health.
~ Alan Kazlev has created The Integral movement - new page at Integral Wiki.


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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Kaki King - Goddess of Tap Guitar

In response to my post this morning, ~C4Chaos sent me a link to this oh so amazing video of Kaki King: Playing With Pink Noise.




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New Stuff at Elegant Thorn Review

There is a lot of great new stuff at Elegant Thorn Review. I haven't been posting regular updates here, but there is usually three or four new posts (or more) at ETR each week, so please stop by, add the site to your feeds, and send me some work if you feel so inspired.

Among the new stuff you'll find:

~ Two poems by Margaret James, who some of you will know as Metta at Zaadz.
~ An entry on William Meredith, including a poem from his homepage.
~ A look at the National Book Award short list and what it says about contemporary poetry.
~ Two Poems by Kika Dorsey.

Enjoy!


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What Christmas Ornament Are You?

You Are a Snowflake

You live for the winter - blizzards, cold nights, snowball fights! The holidays are just a bonus!

Personally, not a big fan of the holidays -- other than A Charlie Brown Christmas. But I do like winter, which makes being in Tucson a little rough this time of year. It's hard to feel the seasonal spirit with endlessly sunny skies and 75 degree days.

But I am grateful for the life I have.


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Time's Pictures of the Year

Time Magazine's Pictures of the Year are up. These are always worth looking at.

Picture #3 is of Beirut after Israel bombed the hell -- or at least Hizballah -- out of the city. It makes New York City after 9-11 look like a minor mess. Some of the other pictures are equally powerful.


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Erik Mongrain: Acoustic Guitar Tapping

This kid is good.




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Satire: Bush Refuses to Set Timetable for Reading Study Group Report

From the addled mind of Andy Borowitz:

Bush Refuses to Set Timetable for Reading Study Group Report

Finishing Report Would Send ‘Wrong Message’ to Enemies, President Says

In a press conference at the White House today, President George W. Bush flatly refused to set a timetable for reading the Iraq Study Group’s report, telling reporters that doing so “would send the wrong message to our enemies.”

When the Study Group issued its report last week, many in Washington assumed that the president would move the book to the top of his reading list, but today’s press conference left little doubt that Mr. Bush has no intention of being pressured into finishing the 160-page volume.

“If I were to announce that I planned to finish reading this book by summer of ’07, or early ’08, or some other artificial deadline, that would be giving our enemies exactly what they want,” Mr. Bush told reporters. “And so I am going to stay the course and finish the book I am currently reading: ‘Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World’s Worst Dog.’”

According to Professor Davis Logsdon, who teaches a course in the president’s reading habits at the University of Minnesota, anyone who expects Mr. Bush to finish reading the Iraq Study Group’s report any time soon will be “sorely disappointed.”

“When President Bush says he’s going to take his time reading something, he means it,” Dr. Logsdon said. “Remember how long it took him to finish ‘My Pet Goat.’”

Elsewhere, Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) said he had decided to run for president again in 2008 after being urged to do so by both David Letterman and Jay Leno.

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New York Film Critics Circle Awards 2006

And the winners for 2006 are . . .
Best Picture: United 93
Best Actor: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland
Best Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen
Best Director: Martin Scorsese, The Departed
Best Foreign Film: Army of Shadows
Best Screenplay: Peter Morgan, The Queen
Best Supporting Actor: Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Best Cinematographer: Guillermo Navarro, Pan's Labyrinth
Best Non-Fiction Film: Deliver Us From Evil
Best First Film: Ryan Fleck, Half Nelson
Best Animated Film: Happy Feet
Wouldn't it be nice if Martin Scorsese actually wins the Best Director Oscar this year for one of his best movies -- not the made-for-Hollywood Aviator stuff?

And wow, United 93 as best film -- haven't seen it, but I wouldn't have guessed it was that good.


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Last Words On Integral Institute From Steve Frazee

This is the last post on the whole Ken Wilber thing from Steve Frazee. He has decided that it only serves ego to continue posting on I-I and the behind the scenes reality he experienced. Here is the money quote:

A friend suggested I deeply reflect on exactly what I need to communicate about I-I to have closure. She basically said, "say it and move on." She made a great point. This is my final post relative to anything I-I or Ken Wilber.

...and after much thought, I realize that I've already written most of what I need to say. Giving additional detail around the Multiplex, Salons, etc. isn't really necessary and is more destructive than constructive. It is time for me to move on and have new adventures in this wonderful world!

Personally, even though I can understand his decision, I wanted to see some transparency brought to the situation at I-I. It certainly won' t come from those still inside the organization. Those of us who have supported the organization as members from the beginning feel a little frustrated, I think.

Some of the parting words:

I suggest to the rest of you what I suggest to myself. Take Ken's books, read them, and use the map towards your work in the world. Do it yourself. Do it now. Start your own organization, movement, or whatever. Maybe that is the best way to say thank you to Ken for what he has given us.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Speedlinking 12/13/06

This morning's image is Cumberland Falls in Kentucky, USA, from Live Science:

BODY
~ Exercising May Reduce Lung Cancer Risk. Quitting smoking works even better.
~ Gifts for the fitness buffs on your list -- "Thinking about giving the gift of fitness this year? There are plenty of healthful options at a range of price points."
~ Glycemic index and Glycemic load -- as useful as glycemic index is, glycemic load is a crucial part of the puzzle.
~ Alcohol in moderation may extend life -- as always, the middle way.
~ Exercise Cuts Breast Cancer Risk -- "Postmenopausal women who engage in more vigorous physical activity seem to have a lower risk of breast cancer."
~ Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Affects The Basic Properties Of The Circadian Clock.


PSYCHE
~ From David Jon at Zaadz: The Increasing Commidification of Consciousness Itself.
~ Study links errors by doctors to long hours -- "The marathon hours worked by doctors-in-training in U.S. hospitals are leading to an alarming number of fatigue-related medical errors that often kill patients, researchers said on Tuesday."
~ Solitary Drug, Alcohol And Cigarette Use Puts Adolescents At Higher Risk -- as a one-time teen who did these things, I can tell you they are warning signs and you'd better pay attention.
~ Sleep Problems Hamper Recovery From Alcoholism.
~ Students with Mental Illness Face Unique Challenges on Campus -- "The transitions between adolescence and adulthood, living at home and working toward independence, pose extreme challenges for every incoming college student."
~ Magic mushrooms for OCD -- this post has a collection of good links on research of entheogens for therapeutic use.
~ Brain Wave Changes In Adolescence Signal Reorganization Of The Brain.


CULTURE
~ Obama's Magic: "With his rock star visit to New Hampshire, the highflying senator continues to tantalize Democrats with intimations of a White House run -- and a buzz not felt in American politics since JFK."
~ Early Returns: Handicapping '08.
~ The St. Paul Discovery: Body or Soul? "The Vatican says it has found the long-missing sarcophagus of the first-century saint, but that shouldn't be taken as gospel — at least not yet."
~ On Blogging: To be or not to be...anonymous.
~ Holocaust Deniers and Skeptics Gather in Iran. If we were ever going to bomb Iran . . . . Not that I am in favor of killing people or anything, I'm just saying . . . Meanwhile, Iran's leader says Israel 'will be wiped out soon'.
~ Oh, Christmas trees: They're back at Sea-Tac.
~ George Will on The reality of Obama in 2008.


HABITATS
~ How economists measure whether you're happy.
~ The latest idea in fighting global warming -- nuclear war?
~ Squid Power: Propulsion Systems Modeled on Nature.
~ Extreme New Species Discovered by Sea-Life Survey -- Photo Gallery: Surprising Sea Animals Discovered in 2006.
~ Top ten breakthroughs that could help cool the greenhouse.
~ Red Sea Might Save Dead Sea.
~ A Green Chimney.


MATTERS INTEGRAL
~ Newest info on Ken Wilber from the I-I pod at Zaadz -- he's out of ICU and doing well.
~ The Integrative Spirituality Community Sends its Support for Author Ken Wilber’s Recovery.
~ From ebuddha: Following up on 2nd Tier question.
~ From Joe at Until: Towards greater clarity in Integral communications.


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When a Little Truth Goes Very Wrong

I don't like soy protein. It tastes like dirt, which is one strike against it, and it has some potentially serious health consequences associated with it. But as much I would like to see soy use limited as much as possible, I have never referred to soy as a "devil food," as does WorldNetDaily "columnist," Jim Rutz.

Check this out:
A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular. . . . .

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.

If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it's a classic example of a cure that's worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow's milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don't even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal. . . . .

Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.

There's more to read, if you feel it necessary. By the way, I added the emphasis on that insane part in the middle.

I'll be the first, most times, to condemn soy (see this post and this post). However, I have never seen any information anywhere that suggests soy will cause homosexuality. If you fed your son soy formula and let him eat school lunch soy burgers as he grows up, you might end up with a smaller, less muscular, more effeminate son, but there nothing indicates that he would be gay.

The moronic author of the above article takes some useful data from rat studies and tries to formulate a blame for homosexuality and his apparently small penis -- it was the soy, really, it's not my fault -- as if penis size has anything to do with masculinity or homosexuality (well, actually, gay men have a slight statistical advantage in penis size, which is actually associated with higher testosterone levels).

I would never support using soy formula with infants, but I would also never blame it for everything Rutz blames on it. The real hazard to all of us, since it isn't a food choice, is environmental estrogen, or xenoestrogen. Compared to these toxic chemicals that are in plastics, air fresheners, auto exhaust, weed killers, paints and thinners, and so many other places, the phytoestrogens in soy are relatively harmless.

The ignorance Rutz displays in trying to blame soy for the presence of homosexuality (which he says is on the rise, despite all official data suggesting the percentage of the population that is homosexual has remained fairly constant over the last 50 or so years), is just plain disproved by the facts. He's another whacked wingnut intent on proving that homosexuality is not the genetically determined behavior that it is.


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Rolling Stone's Best 100 Songs of 2006

Rolling Stone has released its list of the Best 100 Songs of 2006. I'm sad to say that my habit of listening to NPR on a regular basis has left me out of touch and unable to recognize many of these songs. However, I do like the #1 song quite a bit -- it's refreshingly different that much of what I hear when I do listen to music stations.

1 "Crazy" [Listen]
Gnarls Barkley
In a perfect world, Al Green could still sing collard-green soul gems like this one, but Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse stepped up with an instant classic, winning this year's "Hey Ya!" award for the song nobody even pretended not to like. Everybody tried to cover it (our personal fave: the Raconteurs') -- but nobody can hit the chorus like Cee-Lo, and nobody ever will.

2 "Steady As She Goes" [Listen]
The Raconteurs
The first single from Brendan Benson and Jack White's garage-glam band was a perfect dirty sundae of fuzz-box stutter, metallic zoom and pop-chorale candy. It is also a good reason to hope the Raconteurs are no one-album project.

3 "Ridin'" [Listen]
Chamillionaire
The song least likely to be played in Drivers' Ed.: Chamillionaire dodges the cops, riding dirty with a car full of thugs who don't care where they're rolling or if they get there in one piece.

4 "What You Know" [Listen]
T.I.
T.I. gets majestic with bass and synth strings booming like your car just flipped the corner. What you know about that? T.I. knows all about that.

5 "Vans" [Listen]
The Pack
Bay Area MCs the Pack broke out with this sleek, bare-bones ode to midpriced sneakers. Words of warning: "Lace 'em past the fourth hole, you some type of sucker."


6 "Thunder on the Mountain" [Listen]
Bob Dylan
So that's how you bring sexy back! Dylan slaps on a cowboy hat and greases up his favorite Chuck Berry guitar riff, one step ahead of the apocalypse and one step behind Alicia Keys.

7 "Smile" [Listen]
Lily Allen
This deceptively named ditty was '06's most gloriously bitter breakup song: Part Mike Skinner, part Gwen Stefani, part Blondie, the young Allen defined her very own bratty, musically adventurous style on "smile," a reggae-lite platter about the joys of an ex's despair.

8 "Wamp Wamp (What It Do)" [Listen]
Clipse with Slim Thug
Best line: "So proper/Hammertime gun-cocker." But the lyrics aren't really the point here -- the cuckoo-for-coconuts Neptunes steel-drum beat is.

9 "Dimension" [Listen]
Wolfmother
Aussie guys dig out their big brothers' worn vinyl copy of Master of Reality and let the brain-bludgeon guitars off the chain.

10 "Ooh La La" [Listen]
Goldfrapp
The kind of groovy dance number Kylie used to write, full of steamy, sweaty vocals and a fierce Sixties vamp.

Check out the rest of the top 100.

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Hundreds of Proofs that God Exists


Here are a few of the hundreds of humorous proofs for God's existence. Most of these are just plain absurd, which is most certainly why I enjoy them.

TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)
(1) If reason exists then God exists.
(2) Reason exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I), a.k.a. DESIGN ARGUMENT
(1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex?
(2) Only God could have made them so complex.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid Atheists — it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE
(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys — you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth." John 3:16.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

PARENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM MISDEFINITION OF A RELIGION
(1) You don't want to be an evolutionist, do you?
(2) [Atheist explains that evolution is a scientific theory, not a religion]
(3) But you believe in it.
(4) That means you support Social Darwinism.
(5) And that's just yucky.
(6) I don't want to be yucky, so I can't support evolution.
(7) But I need some explanation for the origin of life.
(8) [Atheist: Evolution has nothing to do with—]
(9) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM "AMERICAN BEAUTY" (II)
(1) Thora Birch.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
Read the others. There are 540 or so of these.


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Buddhist Story: The Worm

This and other stories can be found at A View on Buddhism's Buddhist Stories page.

THE WORM
Ajahn Brahmavamso

There is a wonderful little story about two monks who lived together in a monastery for many years; they were great friends. Then they died within a few months of one another. One of them got reborn in the heaven realms, the other monk got reborn as a worm in a dung pile. The one up in the heaven realms was having a wonderful time, enjoying all the heavenly pleasures. But he started thinking about his friend, "I wonder where my old mate has gone?" So he scanned all of the heaven realms, but could not find a trace of his friend. Then he scanned the realm of human beings, but he could not see any trace of his friend there, so he looked in the realm of animals and then of insects. Finally he found him, reborn as a worm in a dung pile... Wow! He thought: "I am going to help my friend. I am going to go down there to that dung pile and take him up to the heavenly realm so he too can enjoy the heavenly pleasures and bliss of living in these wonderful realms."

So he went down to the dung pile and called his mate. And the little worm wriggled out and said: "Who are you?", "I am your friend. We used to be monks together in a past life, and I have come up to take you to the heaven realms where life is wonderful and blissful." But the worm said: "Go away, get lost!" "But I am your friend, and I live in the heaven realms," and he described the heaven realms to him. But the worm said: "No thank you, I am quite happy here in my dung pile. Please go away." Then the heavenly being thought: "Well if I could only just grab hold of him and take him up to the heaven realms, he could see for himself." So he grabbed hold of the worm and started tugging at him; and the harder he tugged, the harder that worm clung to his pile of dung.
I deleted the final line from this story at the original site, in which the lesson is spelled out. As I was reading this, I saw some space for ambiguity in how the story is interpreted. Certainly, there is the "correct" Buddhist reading. But I also suspect there is another way to read this, perhaps a more relativistic way of seeing the story.

This makes me wonder: The best teaching stories have some ambiguity built into them (think of the Brothers Grimm stories). So does the lesson we take from the story depend on our developmental level? Is it like the the state-stage thing where we interpret states of consciousness based on what stage of development we happen to dwell in?

Maybe I just need more coffee.


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Yellow

Found this strange little video at YouTube. If you watch it with the right frame of mind, it could almost be an SDi video-poem. Or not.




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Another Take on Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

Found this over at the I-I pod at Zaadz:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.


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Speedlinking 12/12/06

This morning's image is from The Fairest:

BODY
~ "Erectile Dysfunction" Drugs Heighten Natural Anti-Cancer Activity -- well, that's an unexpected plus.
~ Question of Strength, December '06. Q & A with one of the world's premier strength coaches,
~ New Nanomechanical Method For Detecting Disease- And Treatment-Relevant Genes. "Innovative technique offers new possibilities for matching drug treatments more closely to patient needs."
~ Smoking Worsens Knee Osteoarthritis -- as if you need another reason to quit.
~ Blame Our Evolutionary Risk Of Cancer On Body Mass.
~ Huntington's Disease Linked to High Brain Cholesterol.
~ After Lung Cancer Surgery, Nearly Half of Patients Resume Smoking. How dumb is that?


PSYCHE
~ Making a Financial Turnaround -- Steve Pavlina lays out the plan -- and it's all about how you think.
~ From ebuddha: Realizing Who You Are, on the nondual.
~ Hints and Tips for Reducing Stress in your Life.
~ Being Grumpy Can Hurt your Heart -- I'm screwed.
~ Spiritual Interventions Do Not Help Recovery, But May Relax Heart Patients.
~ Depressed Patients Think 'Supportive Talk' Helps. And, Five Self-Care Strategies For Depression.


CULTURE
~ Grave Beneath Church May Be St. Paul's -- yeah, sure, you betcha.
~ Seattle Airport Removes Christmas Trees -- just what Bill O'Reilly needs, fuel for his "war on xmas." Rabbi Gelman looks at it here: Gellman: Seattle’s Insane Tree Debate.
~ Is Religion a Barrier to Truth?
~ From The Zero Boss: Rev. Paul Barnes: Another Pastor Goes Down - Literally!
~ From Tom at Thoughts Chase Thoughts: The Brouhaha over the Word 'Nigger'.
~ Clinton-Obama Ticket Stirs Fear in GOP -- that would be interesting.
~ Fine-Tuned Deception: Say hello to the new stealth creationism.
~ Counterculture, Cyberculture, and Worldchanging.


HABITATS
~ Business 2.0: How to Succeed, from ~C4Chaos.
~ The Week in Sustainable Mobility.
~ Towards the Question of Urban Farmers' Markets.
~ In Epochal Shift, Half Humanity to Become Urban.
~ Nissan Planning New Fuel-Cell Vehicle for Early 2010s.
~ 'Greenest' U.S. City Faces Same Problems as Others -- even Eugene (OR) struggles to be green.
~ Grist biofuels series shifts into future tense.
~ Microbots Designed to Swim Like Bacteria.


MATTERS INTEGRAL
~ From ebuddha: Bootstrapping Integral Community Centers.
~ Integral theory ain't easy to write about.
~ Gagdad Bob at One Cosmos is reading Wilber's new Integral Politics posts. Here are two of his posts on the topic: Thy Wilber Done and Let's Hear it for Dead Amber Males. So, does Bob get it or not?


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Monday, December 11, 2006

Humor: The Politically Correct Christmas Party


A little holiday humor from Howl @ the Moon:
The Politically Correct Christmas Party

December 1st
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.

Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director

December 2nd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
In no way was yesterday’s memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we’re calling it our “Holiday Party.” The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung.

Happy Holidays to you and your family.
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director

December 3rd
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I’m happy to accommodate this request, but, don’t forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, “AA Only,” you won’t be anonymous anymore. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange– no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money.

Patty Lewis
Human Researchers Director

December 7th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I’ve arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men’s table. Happy now?

Patty Lewis
Human Racehorses Director

December 9th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
People, people — nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of “Santa” does happen to be “Satan,” there is no evil connotation to our own “little man in a red suit.”

Patty Lewis
Human Ratraces

December 10th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
Vegetarians — I’ve had it with you people!! We’re going to hold this party at Luigi’s Open Pit whether you like it or not, you can just sit at the table farthest from the “grill of death,” as you put it, and you’ll get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I’ve heard them scream. I’m hearing them right now… Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me?

The Bitch from Hell

December 14th
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I’ll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Terri Bishop
Acting Human Resources Director



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Robert Godwin in What Is Enlightenment?

[Welcome to the Bobbleheads. Try some of the integral links in the side column to get a little perspective on the Bob's worldview.]

I was surprised to see an interview with Robert Godwin in the current issue of What Is Enlightenment? Some of you know him better as Gagdad Bob of the One Cosmos blog. The interview didn't get too much into politics, so many readers of WIE? will stop by One Cosmos and be blown away by his hatred of all things liberal.

He has been dismissive of Ken Wilber's work in the past, but he references him in the article and has also blogged his responses to his reading of the excerpts of the new work, Integral Politics: The Many Faces of Terrorism (Part 1 and Part 2). He tends to agree with Wilber's contention that you can tell a liberal from a conservative by how they answer the question of Why Do We Suffer? [Liberals: it's life conditions; Conservatives: it's inner conditions.]

Godwin sides with conservative view here, and he completely rejects the liberal view as far as I can tell. The reality is obviously somewhere in the middle, which I think is the point of an integral politics. But I doubt you'll ever see Godwin take that perspective.

I was really quite surprised to see him in the pages of WIE? I could say a lot of harsh things about him, as I have in the past, but lets leave it at I don't see much value in presenting his views in a magazine about enlightenment. Enlightened he is not.


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Ten Commandments for Living a Bold Life

From the Ririan Project:

“You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.”

- Henry Louis Mencken

We all need to access more courage in order to live our lives with greater joy, love, power, choice, integrity, and fullness. And we all can envision and create a better tomorrow while finding courage to make required changes.

ten commandmentsCourage means ‘heart.’ It cannot be found in one great, heroic act, but in day-to-day actions that come from the heart, and from our willingness to take the path of heart.

We can cultivate and develop courage; it’s just a matter of discovering what’s most vital and enlivening.

So, grab your life by the throat and start living a bold life. Here are the ten commandments:

I. You shall not quit, because it ain’t over till it’s over.

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER give up! If someone tries to put you down, use that as fuel to get you to your goals. If you get rejected, keep trying. Pursue your goals with passion and confidence, and you’ll succeed in whatever endeavor you take on.

What are you made of? Really, what makes you tick. And how strong do you think you are?

Whenever you will feel fear, tiredness, discomfort or laziness, stare them right in the eyes and just laugh. Because the bottom line is if you want something and commit to paying the price to get it, you will, sooner or later, have everything you could ever want in your life.

So never quit on yourself. It ain’t over till it’s over.

II. You shall think before you speak.

When you engage another person in conversation, always think before talking. May sound simple, but everybody knows someone who does not think before talking. You know the saying, “Putting his/her foot in his/her mouth.”

I know your mind has many random thoughts, but there is no need to expose them to the world. Look at good politicians, sales people, and diplomats. They are masters at saying enough to stay out of a conflict, but somehow they still manage to get a particular point across.

So, before you open your mouth, just turn over your thought and inject it with a trace of reason.

III. You shall not try to save someone from himself, because you will fail.

You can try if you want - and you will - but you’ll eventually fail. You have to understand that your belief that you know what’s best will always be trumped by his belief that he knows better.

So, treat his crash-and-burn like a good New Year’s party: Enjoy the carnage, but offer to stay and help clean up afterward.

IV. You shall surround yourself with good people.

If you want to achieve great heights, you must fly with the best. And people will always judge you based on those that surround you. So choose your friends carefully.

If you choose people of quality, competence and integrity to work and live with, you will eventually come off looking brilliant from the onset.

And remember to stay away from negative people as much as you can, they are really draining. Bad taste in pants can be forgiven. Bad taste in friends cannot.

V. You shall not think life is fair, because it isn’t.

Life just isn’t fair, and I know this might sound crazy - but that’s great news!

If life were ‘fair’, you would be in trouble. And that’s because you wouldn’t be able to do anything to change your personal success, you’d get what everyone else was getting.

Truly, the best part of this realization is that you CAN change your personal success in ANY area you want. And you can turn the tables around in YOUR FAVOR, because many people living in our society feel the house is playing with a stacked deck.

Life isn’t fair! Now realize the truth and harness the power of flipping it around.

VI. You shall always consider the source.

With so many different media we have today, why rely on just one person to get help? Why would you put success on the line by allowing only one person to mentor you?

Because no matter how much experience or how well you think they are trying to guide you, you have to validate that advice by checking for yourself. Never take advice only from one source.

Remember that only after you’ve gathered enough data and finished reading anecdotal reports you can make a well-informed decision. And when you can, when you have time-tasted information to provide, make sure to share your experiences with others.

VII. You shall get over yourself.

That curing-cancer story you have is good only as a nice résumé builder and good for about 5 minutes of party talk. After that, all anyone wants to hear is just a good joke.

I think it’s time for our society to take a more modest approach and quit this destructive pursuit of self-esteem at all costs.

VIII. You shall shut up and play.

Are you one of those people who is always complaining about how the world is run? Well let me tell you something: Complaining accomplishes absolutely nothing. If you have a problem with something, you’re the only person responsible for fixing it.

There is no one else you need praise or blame, you have to take responsibility for your own life. There is no ‘they,’ ‘him,’ or ’she.’ No one is going to fix your life. You are!

So get out there and get your hands dirty, don’t just stand there holding a towel for others. The world needs people willing to do something, not people who just talk about doing something. Don’t just raise your voice, lift your feet and get moving!

IX. You shall not try to please everyone.

You can’t be everything to everyone, no matter how hard you try.

Don’t cry, get mean, yell or vent during confrontations. Be confident, state what you feel and let the person show their true self. Laugh until your side hurts. And remember that you can’t please everyone.

People will always find some fault with your site, your work, your housekeeping, your parenting and whatever else they can come up with. So what? What counts is that YOU know you are doing the best you can, and you feel good about yourself.

Don’t worry about pleasing everyone.

X. You shall not ponder so long.

There’s nothing less captivating or inspiring than watching a man ponder. Heck, even Thoreau eventually stopped staring at the pond and wrote a book.

Remember that pain is only temporary, but quitting lasts forever. So, live a strong, bold life!

The commandments are good, but the explanations for them are a bit, shall we say, rational self-interest level in their approach.

Anyone want to revise these? Add new ones and remove ones that aren't so good?


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Taking A Leap Of Faith


This was the Daily Om a couple of weeks ago:
Let Go And Let Flow
Taking A Leap Of Faith

Many people, in heeding the guidance of their souls, find themselves contemplating goals that seem outrageous or unattainable. In the mind's eye, these individuals stand at the edge of a precipice and look out over the abyss at the fruit of their ambition. Some resist the urge to jump, paralyzed by the gap between their current circumstances and the life of their dreams. Others make a leap of faith into the unknown, unsure of what they will encounter but certain that they will gain more in their attempts than they would bowing to self-protective instincts. This leap can be exceedingly difficult for individuals with control issues because the act of embracing uncertainty requires them to trust that surrender will net them the rewards they seek. Yet when you make a leap of faith, believing without a doubt that you will land safely on the other side, you can accomplish almost anything you set out to do.

There have no doubt been times in your life when you chose to go where the universal flow took you. Yet you may encounter instances in which your objectives require you to step outside of the boundaries of your established comfort zone so that you may freely and actively jettison yourself into a new phase of your life. While you may fear what seems to be the inevitable fall, consider that in all likelihood you will find yourself flying. A successful leap of faith requires your attention, as it is the quiet and often indistinct voice of your inner self that will point you toward your ultimate destination. Understand that the leap across the chasm of ambiguity may challenge you in unforeseen ways but you will make it across if you trust yourself.

If your mind and heart resist, you can dampen this resistance by building a bridge of knowledge. The more you know about the leap you are poised to take, the smaller the gap between "here" and "there" will appear to be. Your courageous leap of faith can lead you into uncharted territory, enabling you to build a new, more adventurous life. Though you may anticipate that fear will be your guide on your journey across the abyss, you will likely discover that exhilaration is your constant companion.
A certain amount of Fool energy is useful when we are presented with a challenge or opportunity that scares us. When we need to take that leap of faith and face the unknown, we need to be able to stay fully present with ourselves and not let past experience or future expectations cloud our decision. The Fool lives in the moment and does not consider consequences.

Obviously, we have to consider consequences. But once we have done so and we have made a choice, taking that leap into the unknown can still be scary. This is especially true for people like me who generally need to feel in control.

Yet even I can take that leap. When I decided to leave a stable and secure job to become a personal trainer, it was a huge leap of faith. The income would not be steady, the job would test my social anxiety in the extreme, and I did not know if I could really do the job.

It has been a challenge, but after 2.5 years I am the top trainer at my gym and among the top 15 in the state for Bally Total Fitness. I have long-term, loyal clients. And I did not die when my SA was tested -- and it was tested hard in the first weeks I was there.

When I quit my old job I was like the Fool about to step off the cliff. I had no idea what would happen -- but I trusted that it would work out. I chose to "just do it" and felt in my gut that it would be okay no matter what happened.

I still don't enjoy drastic change or risk taking, but I am learning little by little to trust that I will survive and find a way to have the life I want. I am learning to surrender into my life.


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Speedlinking 12/11/06

This morning's image is just disturbing in so many ways -- from National Geographic:

Apparently, bats have the longest tongues of any mammal, including Gene Simmons.

On that weird bit of trivia, Happy Monday!

BODY
~ Exercise Programs Enhance Physical Function In The Elderly.
~ Sports Formulated Jelly Beans Just As Effective As Sports Drinks, Gels In Improving Exercise Performance. Great, sports candy, just what an ignorant public needs.
~ Lose the vices to lose the weight. A good approach.
~ Babystep #20 — Eliminate soda consumption.
~ Tips For People With Diabetes To Manage Holidays With Ease.


PSYCHE
~ From James at Buddhist Blog: Enlightenment is Always Present.
~ Mixed Messages: "Proponents say they offer 'support,' but a Stanford University study finds that patients who visited pro-anorexia Web sites were sicker longer."
~ Low Self-esteem? Avoid Crime Novels With Surprise Endings. Interesting study -- seems obvious when you think about it.
~ Through the eyes of a psychopath: "A recent brain imaging study has suggested that criminal psychopaths do not show the normal neurological reaction to seeing fear in other people's faces."
~ A Comprehensive Theory of Religious Cognition.
~ New Research Suggests Oxytocin's Potential For Treatment Of Two Core Autism Symptom Domains.
~ Bad Habits: Why We Can't Stop.


CULTURE
~ From Tricycle Blog: Tibet, Now: Same Old, Same Old.
~ Why It's Dangerous For the Maverick To Be the...Front Runner. A look at McCain the GOP leader in waiting.
~ Holy Family Values: "The world into which Jesus was born and raised has shaped morals for two millennia. How Jewish mores became Christianity's customs."
~ 'A Call to Action' -- Eight years after losing her son to a hate crime, Matthew Shepard’s mother is fighting harder than ever for gay rights.
~ Book By Binghamton University Psychology Professor Focuses On Terrorism. Book argues that terrorism is nothing new in America.
~ Nationalism is not Patriotism.
~ Christopher Hitchens reviews GODLESS: The Church of Liberalism, by Ann Coulter.
~
Sex-Based Roles Gave Modern Humans an Edge, Study Says.


HABITATS
~ Green With Enviable Info. US News and World Report looks at Worldchanging: A User's Guide for the 21st Century.
~ Choose Your Own Bio-Adventure: Three perspectives on the biofuels debate.
~ NYT: Greater Role for Nonscientists in E.P.A. Pollution Decisions.
~ Turns out poor people live in the environment too.
~ HIV, Malaria Fuel Each Other's Spread, Study Says.
~ How Plankton Affect the Climate. "Warming oceans have slowed the growth of phytoplankton, the microscopic plants that form the basis of the oceanic food chain."


MATTERS INTEGRAL
~ Edward Berge proposes that those who have left I-I or are otherwise critical of the situation there should start their own integral organization.
~ Gary Stamper of Integral Seattle offers some opinions on the recent bout of KW/I-I criticism.
~ Gary also has some thoughts on Visionary and Practical Leadership: both/and.
~ Paul Salamone has some thoughts on the New Frank Visser post re: I-I. This echoes Berge's idea.


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Sunday, December 10, 2006

David Deida on Sex As Bliss and Emptiness


This is David Deida's Blue Truth for the week:

Awaken Sexually As Bliss and Emptiness


Sooner or later, even sex with someone you love can become a routine.


Sex seems to promise so much. Skin aflame with unbearable bliss. Sobbing embraces of vulnerable rapture. Transcendent merger as utter oneness. But usually, sex is fairly mundane.


Men get hard, pump and grunt, squirt out their tension, and relax. Women get wet, moan and hump, seize and weep, and snuggle in warm comfort. At first exciting, sex can become quite predictable. Even good sex can become standardized.


In this way, sex is like the rest of life. It’s actually less than you hoped. For almost everyone who reaches middle age, sex and life become a customary enjoyment, an habitualized routine of pleasure, comfort, and pain that is consoling at best, and often meaningless.


This is good. Meaninglessness is a sign of growth. When something becomes boring it means you are ready to go deeper. When you are humping away but still unsatisfied, you are ready for deeper sex.


Sex that feels empty reveals a deeper truth: Sex is empty. Just like any other moment of life.


When you allow yourself to feel sex completely, you feel two things. On the one hand, your genitals are engorged, your chest is heaving, and your passions are inflamed. On the other hand, so what? You’ve been there before and nothing fundamental has resulted. This moment of sex—like every moment—is amazingly rich and deliciously textured, but also strangely vacant.


Eventually you realize that nothing specific is missing from your sexual life. You can certainly improve your sexual skills—communicating your emotions more fully and enjoying multiple orgasms that last for hours—yet, when your fascination with new pleasure and achievement wears off, you become re-aware of a haunting sense of emptiness.


The truth is, every sexual moment is empty. Every moment is empty, insubstantial, unreal. And every moment is full, tangible, explosively alive. Like a vivid dream, each moment is intensely impactful, spontaneously dynamic, and instantly gone, as if it never occurred. Sex can be tender, a miracle of love, yet vaporously inconsequential, a wistful deja vu. Simultaneously, sex is intense and vanished; even when utterly blissful, it is also utterly empty.


Naive youth gets lost in the brief rush of pleasure. Depressed grown-ups linger in the not-enough of vacant embrace. The truth is that every moment is tangibly insubstantial. The true lover surrenders beyond all hold, as naked life is.


But to get to this point requires outgrowing your grasp on feeling good—or bad—about sex. Early in your sexual life, enjoy the thrill of romance and fascination for as long as it lasts. Then, frolic in the middle days of unsatisfying but decent sexual routine.


Eventually, when hope has worn away, when you have no other choice, relax in the coat of emptiness you already wear. Don love’s open bliss. Bear edgeless luminosity. Sex is a revelation of what is, intensely.


~ Excerpt from Blue Truth

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More Best Of Lists for Books

Publisher's Weekly is the magazine for the book industry. One of the things I miss most about working in bookstores, besides the books, is the weekly dose of reviews that PW offers. They have released their list of the year's best books, and unlike other lists this one includes poetry, fantasy/sci-fi, romance, mysteries, and several other categories, including kids' books. You can find the PW Best Books of the Year list here.

Kevin Drum at Political Animal (Washington Monthly) has released his best books list for 2006. Obviously, these are political books -- and he points out that they may not have been published in 2006, only that he read them this year. After presenting the Top Ten, he includes the whole list of books he read for the year.


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Ken Wilber's Health Is Improving

The original statement on KW's health was not deleted, just moved here.

There is news this morning, however, in the I-I pod at Zaadz:

Dear Friends,

Ken was taking a prescription medicine known to cause seizures. He had one. Don't worry, he will be completely fine. Sadly, he cannot have visitors, because they're keeping him for a week in the hospital for dialysis. He sends all of you his love and he says, “Enjoy the vacation, I'm coming back!”

Colin

No link was given, but it was also noted in the I-I forums that it came from an email. It sounds much less serious than the original info suggested. This is good news. KW has a lot of work left to do in the world.


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Sunday Poet: Sylvia Plath

Few poets elicit the praise or the derision that surround Sylvia Plath. Often dismissed as a merely confessional poet whose work does not transcend her personal psychodrama, Plath has still earned a place as a major American poet. This has been due largely to the elevation of her work by the feminist movement as a statement on the horrors of patriarchy.

Both perspectives seem to me to ignore the poetry. While it is true that her work mostly records her struggles with mental illness and depression, as well as her rage and despair over a dead father and controlling mother, there is more to her poetry than the merely personal. She is technically brilliant, using phrasing and rhyme in ways that revolutionized poetry. Her often hallucinatory imagery brings to mind Baudelaire while transcending the imagery itself. And while her poetry is often deeply personal, it never rejects the wider world.

Plath's best poems reflect a drive for transcendence or rebirth and the conflicting drive for annihilation. It is a struggle between Eros and Thanatos. That Thanatos won we all can agree.

Here are three of the best poems.

Daddy

You do not do, you do not do
Any more, black shoe
In which I have lived like a foot
For thirty years, poor and white,
Barely daring to breathe or Achoo.

Daddy, I have had to kill you.
You died before I had time ----
Marble-heavy, a bag full of God,
Ghastly statue with one gray toe
Big as a Frisco seal

And a head in the freakish Atlantic
Where it pours bean green over blue
In the waters off the beautiful Nauset.
I used to pray to recover you.
Ach, du.

In the German tongue, in the Polish town
Scraped flat by the roller
Of wars, wars, wars.
But the name of the town is common.
My Polack friend

Says there are a dozen or two.
So I never could tell where you
Put your foot, your root,
I never could talk to you.
The tongue stuck in my jaw.

It stuck in a barb wire snare.
Ich, ich, ich, ich,
I could hardly speak.
I thought every German was you.
And the language obscene

An engine, an engine,
Chuffing me off like a Jew.
A Jew to Dachau, Auschwitz, Belsen.
I began to talk like a Jew.
I think I may well be a Jew.

The snows of the Tyrol, the clear beer of Vienna
Are not very pure or true.
With my gypsy ancestress and my weird luck
And my Taroc pack and my Taroc pack
I may be a bit of a Jew.

I have always been scared of you,
With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
And your neat mustache
And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You ----

Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.

You stand at the blackboard, daddy,
In the picture I have of you,
A cleft in your chin instead of your foot
But no less a devil for that, no not
Any less the black man who

Bit my pretty red heart in two.
I was ten when they buried you.
At twenty I tried to die
And get back, back, back to you.
I thought even the bones would do.

But they pulled me out of the sack,
And they stuck me together with glue.
And then I knew what to do.
I made a model of you,
A man in black with a Meinkampf look

And a love of the rack and the screw.
And I said I do, I do.
So daddy, I'm finally through.
The black telephone's off at the root,
The voices just can't worm through.

If I've killed one man, I've killed two ----
The vampire who said he was you
And drank my blood for a year,
Seven years, if you want to know.
Daddy, you can lie back now.

There's a stake in your fat black heart
And the villagersnever liked you.
They are dancing and stamping on you.
They always knew it was you.
Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.

* * * * *

Lady Lazarus

I have done it again.
One year in every ten
I manage it----

A sort of walking miracle, my skin
Bright as a Nazi lampshade,
My right foot

A paperweight,
My face a featureless, fine
Jew linen.

Peel off the napkin
0 my enemy.
Do I terrify?----

The nose, the eye pits, the full set of teeth?
The sour breath
Will vanish in a day.

Soon, soon the flesh
The grave cave ate will be
At home on me

And I a smiling woman.
I am only thirty.
And like the cat I have nine times to die.

This is Number Three.
What a trash
To annihilate each decade.

What a million filaments.
The peanut-crunching crowd
Shoves in to see

Them unwrap me hand and foot
The big strip tease.
Gentlemen, ladies

These are my hands
My knees.
I may be skin and bone,

Nevertheless, I am the same, identical woman.
The first time it happened I was ten.
It was an accident.

The second time I meant
To last it out and not come back at all.
I rocked shut

As a seashell.
They had to call and call
And pick the worms off me like sticky pearls.

Dying
Is an art, like everything else,
I do it exceptionally well.

I do it so it feels like hell.
I do it so it feels real.
I guess you could say I've a call.

It's easy enough to do it in a cell.
It's easy enough to do it and stay put.
It's the theatrical

Comeback in broad day
To the same place, the same face, the same brute
Amused shout:

'A miracle!'
That knocks me out.
There is a charge

For the eyeing of my scars, there is a charge
For the hearing of my heart----
It really goes.

And there is a charge, a very large charge
For a word or a touch
Or a bit of blood

Or a piece of my hair or my clothes.
So, so, Herr Doktor.
So, Herr Enemy.

I am your opus,
I am your valuable,
The pure gold baby

That melts to a shriek.
I turn and burn.
Do not think I underestimate your great concern.

Ash, ash ---
You poke and stir.
Flesh, bone, there is nothing there----

A cake of soap,
A wedding ring,
A gold filling.

Herr God, Herr Lucifer
Beware
Beware.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

* * * * *

Fever 103°

Pure? What does it mean?
The tongues of hell
Are dull, dull as the triple

Tongues of dull, fat Cerebus
Who wheezes at the gate. Incapable
Of licking clean

The aguey tendon, the sin, the sin.
The tinder cries.
The indelible smell

Of a snuffed candle!
Love, love, the low smokes roll
From me like Isadora's scarves, I'm in a fright

One scarf will catch and anchor in the wheel.
Such yellow sullen smokes
Make their own element. They will not rise,

But trundle round the globe
Choking the aged and the meek,
The weak

Hothouse baby in its crib,
The ghastly orchid
Hanging its hanging garden in the air,

Devilish leopard!
Radiation turned it white
And killed it in an hour.

Greasing the bodies of adulterers
Like Hiroshima ash and eating in.
The sin. The sin.

Darling, all night
I have been flickering, off, on, off, on.
The sheets grow heavy as a lecher's kiss.

Three days. Three nights.
Lemon water, chicken
Water, water make me retch.

I am too pure for you or anyone.
Your body
Hurts me as the world hurts God. I am a lantern ----

My head a moon
Of Japanese paper, my gold beaten skin
Infinitely delicate and infinitely expensive.

Does not my heat astound you. And my light.
All by myself I am a huge camellia
Glowing and coming and going, flush on flush.

I think I am going up,
I think I may rise ----
The beads of hot metal fly, and I, love, I

Am a pure acetylene
Virgin
Attended by roses,

By kisses, by cherubim,
By whatever these pink things mean.
Not you, nor him.

Not him, nor him
(My selves dissolving, old whore petticoats) ----
To Paradise.

* * * * *
The Modern American Poetry site offers two views of her life and work, both of which are interesting and worth a look. Here is a more standard biography from The Academy of American Poets:

Sylvia Plath
photo: Rollie McKenna
Sylvia Plath

Sylvia Plath was born in Boston in 1932. She grew up in a comfortably middle-class style and attended Smith College. She suffered a breakdown at the end of her junior year of college, but recovered well enough to return and excel during her senior year, receiving various prizes and graduating summa cum laude. In 1955, having been awarded a Fulbright scholarship, she began two years at Cambridge University. There she met and married the British poet Ted Hughes and settled in England, bearing two children. Her first book of poems, The Colossus (1960), demonstrated her precocious talent, but was far more conventional than the work that followed. Having studied with Robert Lowell in 1959 and been influenced by the "confessional" style of his collection Life Studies, she embarked on the new work that made her posthumous reputation as a major poet. A terrifying record of her encroaching mental illness, the poems that were collected after her suicide (at age 30) in 1963 in the volumes Ariel, Crossing the Water, and Winter Trees are graphically macabre, hallucinatory in their imagery, but full of ironic wit, technical brilliance, and tremendous emotional power. Her Selected Poems were published by Ted Hughes in 1985.

To me, no poem better exemplifies Plath's brilliance and mission than "Ariel." This is the most often criticized and most often praised poem in her body of work. It is also my favorite Plath poem.
Ariel

Stasis in darkness.
Then the substanceless blue
Pour of tor and distances.

God's lioness,
How one we grow,
Pivot of heels and knees! -- The furrow

Splits and passes, sister to
The brown arc
Of the neck I cannot catch,

Nigger-eye
Berries cast dark
Hooks ----

Black sweet blood mouthfuls,
Shadows.
Something else

Hauls me through air ----
Thighs, hair;
Flakes from my heels.

White
Godiva, I unpeel ----
Dead hands, dead stringencies.

And now I
Foam to wheat, a glitter of seas.
The child's cry

Melts in the wall.
And I
Am the arrow,

The dew that flies,
Suicidal, at one with the drive
Into the red

Eye, the cauldron of morning.
As often as not, critics look at the biographical detail that Ariel was the name of Plath's horse, and that she once was subjected to a two-mile ride in which she had no control of the horse as it returned to the stable at a full gallop (as told by Ted Hughes, her one-time husband and the object of feminist scorn for having cheated on and left Plath to take care of their two young children).

But the poem has deeper meanings, and the title also refers to Prospero's servant in Shakespeare's The Tempest and to the symbolic name for Jerusalem, in which Ariel translates as "Lion of God" (see line 4 in the poem for how this works its way into the text). Many of Plath's poems, as seen above, display a fascination with the Jewish people and their plight.

Jon Rosenblatt gets at some of the deeper elements of this poem in his book, Sylvia Plath: The Poetry of Initiation. When I wrote on Plath in college, I found this book very useful.

. . . A poem like "Ariel" possesses power and importance to the degree to which the horseback ride Plath once took becomes something more—a ride into the eye of the sun, a journey to death, a stripping of personality and selfhood. To treat "Ariel" as a confessional poem is to suggest that its actual importance lies in the horse- ride taken by its author, in the author's psychological problems, or in its position within the biographical development of the author. None of these issues is as significant as the imagistic and thematic developments rendered by the poem itself. . . .

. . . "Ariel" is probably Plath's finest single construction because of the precision and depth of its images. In its account of the ritual journey toward the center of life and death, Plath perfects her method of leaping from image to image in order to represent mental process. The sensuousness and concreteness of the poem—the "Black sweet blood mouthfuls" of the berries; the "glitter of seas"—is unmatched in contemporary American poetry. We see, hear, touch, and taste the process of disintegration: the horse emerging from the darkness of the morning, the sun beginning to rise as Ariel rushes uncontrollably across the countryside, the rider trying to catch the brown neck but instead "tasting" the blackberries on the side of the road. Then all the rider's perceptions are thrown together: the horse's body and the rider's merge. She hears her own cry as if it were that of a child and flies toward the burning sun that has now risen.

In "Ariel," Plath finds a perfect blend between Latinate and colloquial dictions, between abstractness and concreteness. The languages of her earlier and her later work come together:

White
Godiva, I unpeel—
Dead hands, dead stringencies.

The concreteness of the Anglo-Saxon "hands" gives way to the abstractness of the Latinate "stringencies": both the physical and psychological aspects of the self have died and are pared away. Finally, the treatment of aural effects in the poem makes it the finest of Plath's technical accomplishments. The slant-rhymes, the assonance (for example, the "I"-sound in the last three stanzas), and the flexible three-line stanzas provide a superb music. . . . the vortex of images sucks the reader into identifying with a clearly self-destroying journey. On a literal level, few readers would willingly accept this ride into nothingness. But, through its precise rendering of sensation, the poem becomes a temptation: it draws us into its beautiful aural and visual universe against our win. As the pace of the horseride quickens, the intensity of the visual effects becomes greater. The identification of the speaker with the world outside becomes more extreme; Plath's metaphors suggest a large degree of fusion between disparate objects, as in the lines "I / foam to wheat, a glitter of seas." The ride across the fields suddenly turns into an ocean voyage. The body then fuses with the external world. As the speaker's merger with the sun is completed, so is the reader's merger with her: the process of identification within the poem generates a corresponding identification on the part of the reader. If the speaker will be destroyed in the cauldron of energy, the sun, so the reader will be destroyed in the cauldron of the poem. The poem entices us into a kind of death—the experience of abandoning our bodies and selves.

No other poem in Plath's work so well details the struggle between Eros and Thanatos as does "Ariel." It is the quest for transcendence through dissolution, a desire to completely erase the self and merge into something greater.

For more on this poem and some other Plath poems, see the Modern American Poetry page on Plath. To get a feel for the softer side of Plath, please take note of Nick and the Candlestick and The Night Dances, both written for her baby son.

Sylvia Plath on the web:
Modern American Poetry
Academy of American Poets
Famous Poets and Poems -- 121 poems
Voices and Visions spotlight on Plath
A 1962 interview with Plath


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"Hallelujah" by Rufus Wainwright (Irish performance)

A while back I posted the Jeff Buckley version of this Leonard Cohen classic done on guitar. I also really like this Rufus Wainwright version on piano.




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Three More Best Of Lists

A couple of days ago, ebuddha posted a link to the Top 50 Music Videos of 2006, and I actually knew a couple of the bands, which was refreshing considering that most of them were a complete mystery. And like ebuddha, I remember when MTV actually played videos.

Amazon has its list of the Best Books of 2006, and of course they are on sale. Fortunately, there are only a couple of books in this top 50 list that I want to read.

Finally, Rolling Stone has assembled its list of The Best 25 DVDs of the Year. A newly restored box-set version of Brazil tops my list of must-haves from this list. I love Terry Gilliam. There are many I still need to see, but none that I need to own, which is always good.


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